Thefts, arson and abuse: The Archers - it's an everyday story of cuntery, folks.

[PseudoBadger]

Thanks to Lancelottie for the title

Wish we could have a two-hander. She wasn't in the cast list. Is it cruel to wish Bert & Ruth would hurry up and stop talking?

Yes Stickerrocks, know what you mean. Gin & tonic here

Well - that was unexpected. How on earth did H get J to visit ????? I need to know what was said.

Yes get off Ruth and Burt.

WE DONT CARE!!

Open up to her Helen.

Didn't listen to a word Bert said.

no not bloody ethan

She wasn't in the cast list.

Perhaps Jed Mercurio is the next Editor?

Simone Helen has met up with Jess, but she is asking about Ethan and how he was conceived....

Oh god

Jesus, he taped Jess as well, no wonder she was so angry

Arghhh autocorrect, raped, not taped

Bastard bastard.

Would Jess testify against him?

I wasn't expecting this!

That's what I thought, Bimble

He's making a habit of this then. Can't say I'm surprised. is Ethan old enough to talk yet? Oh do go away Ruth.

This is good stuff

Ah! Now I see it!

Helen's going to have a termination...

Thank you Travelled

He HAS to go to prison!

She's too far gone surely?

Oh no, too late for that isn't it?

no she can't have a termination, its too late