Thefts, arson and abuse: The Archers - it's an everyday story of cuntery, folks.

[PseudoBadger]

Thanks to Lancelottie for the title

I really don't need a bit of light hearted April Fools day relief, just get back to what's happening on the bench.

is helen too far gone for a terminaton

She doesn't want the baby though

Oh she is so bloody annoying

The juxtaposition with Ruth and her manic laughter is weird

I'm trapped on holiday as well. What's happening? I've been surviving through you lot and low field!

crossed with shall, thought she was too far gone

She's about 32 weeks I think.

How the Monopoly going Simone?

yes, he hit her too

Aha! It's all coming out now!

So he hit Jess too

This is exactly what Helen needs to hear

I knew it! Comparing notes...

Bore I was lecturing on her possible choices for a million threads - but the moment passed.

I was rather sorry.

Tell her he says you're going mad. At least she's telling her about the rabbit.

Out it all comes...

Well done, Helen.

jess needs to get her professional hat on

I like Jess for the first time!

Jess seems rather nice, actually.

This is so well written.

I hadn't got the Thomas/Tom link before. Get that flipping rabbit out of the bin as soon as you get home.

Woohoo!

That's Helen told.