Continuing culvert conspiracies in Ambridge - discuss The Archers here

[PseudoBadger]

Won't someone please give Kenton a kick in the FA Cup Finals, and a link to Money Saving Expert?

songbird

Kenneth Willians said that line in Carry On Cleo, I belueve he was playing Julius Caesar

Does anyone have an"ordinary' life though BYOS?

Dave's just trying to be sensitive with her he needs her help, esp. at the moment. BOOP point for him trying to see her POV about an extra lane for the cattle.

Well in comparison to kate they do!! Alice seems to be plodding along nicely with no melodrama for example.

What has happened to josh?

And are we due a Freddie update? He seems to have gone from troubled teen/trainee vandal who hates his mums guts to silent very quickly. Maybe he has decided to follow lily into mime.

Maybe he has decided to follow lily into mime.

Possible career opening for them?

They could tour.

Welcome wonderwooman btw. Where's your 10,000 word post on your listening history and radio directing philosophy?

Lower loxley could become the first silent stately home where everything is done through mime - including the tours. Bert would have to go.

Would be a bugger trying to order a sandwich though

I thought Alex was ok until the last conversation and then he certainly did sound creepy - I thought sex with Phoebe not being quite sure about it.

Kate should be required listening for anyone who describes themselves as their child's best friend.

And yes re: Lily and Freddy! Does anyone else think that Elizabeth will get together with Roy in the end - one of those really long plots?

I quite like David and Pip's relationship - I think they've managed the transition from parent/ child to parent/ adult really well. Ben is never mentioned either is he? Maybe they are storing him up to be the Kenton of that particular family.

I wonder whether Kate will walk in on Pheebs and Alex and then be completely confused about how to behave - instinctively appalled by her 'cool mother' schtick might mean she just tosses them a condom and acts off to light a candle and perform a losing virginity ritual.

but not by.....

I think Alex's evil designs are probably limited to getting Phoebe into bed. And we just know, don't we, that Kate is going to make a horrendously cringeworthy attempt at seducing him.

Come to think about it, those "uni friends" she kept going on about seem to have dropped her like a hot brick, don't they? No surprises there.

"The Return of Grace Archer - sort of ..."

Turn on R4 now - article coming soon.

Oh wow - a new drama about the making of that episode.

And the actress speaking.

Then SOC speaking ... (Wonder if he'll be show running.)

It will be for the 60th anniversary.

I don't mind Phoebe shagging Alex at all if that's what she wants to do. But she certainly didn't sound convinced and I mind a lot about that.

Ah. I'm beginning to be able to tell one Fairbrother from another. Context is all. I knew it was RugbyRex just now because the person was working ...

'Here have my t-shirt'

DEBBIE!

DEBBIE!

DEBBIE!

I can die happy.

Zero, are you me?! I rushed to this thread post haste to say exactly that!

Debbie lives!!

I love Brian!

Bumper episode - Debbie on the phone, Lynda and Brian's delightful chat and t-shirt removal.......

27 million BOOPS!

All manner of beardy weirdies.

Did Pip just do a Mr Darcy?

vom

(CuttedUp I have to tell someone - I have fallen in love with Burt Bacharach. Do you think it's possible you might have breathed the same air as him last weekend?)

I think the plan for Friday's party is for Phoebe to sleep with Alex for the first time. But she really didn't sound that sure. I do love hearing Hayley. Do we think there's any chance of her and Roy getting back together?

So Alex is absolutely gorgeous, eh, Kate? Knew it!
Pip is never going to forgive her mum stealing her first boyfriend. I'm so excited for Friday (sad case!).

Loved that gulping sound Brine made when Lynda suggested that, had things been different, they could have got on much better from the start.

Debbie and Hayley in one week! They're spoiling us! The next thing we know Lily will be endowed with the power of speech.