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Continuing culvert conspiracies in Ambridge - discuss The Archers here

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PseudoBadger · 30/05/2015 20:41

Won't someone please give Kenton a kick in the FA Cup Finals, and a link to Money Saving Expert?

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 31/05/2015 23:20

So DH gave me a book called Ambridge Chronicles form 2013 today and made me realise SO many characters are missing these days
Now admittedly there are lots I couldn't care a stuff for.
But still:
where is Jamie?
Have Mike and Vicky and Bethany moved now?
Where is Kathy?
What about Usha and Alan and Amy???
HeatherPet seems fine these days -no mention of her health.
Anyway.

Also . when Josh and Pip were arranging the ridiculous treasure hunt, Josh said "hi Sis!" really? Hmm

Maybe auntie cardboard hasn't been fine since the flood because of the jump she had to do out of the window when Rob was shouting at her??

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 01/06/2015 20:52

And sorry, I seem to be falling asleep a LOT lately. What happened with Lil and Lynda at the rescue/vet/wherever???

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/06/2015 10:58

I didn't know Mike only has one eye..

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/06/2015 21:18

@squeaver

To be honest, I think it's a giant grassy metaphor for Adam and Charlie's relationship the way he goes on about "sowing the seeds" and "giving it time to blossom" to say nothing of how vigorously he was hammering in the fence post the other day

fnaar

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 02/07/2015 20:26

Profit margin on a goose - I found a site from Norfolk (wasn't that where Toby went?) where they're £5,70 odd a gosling and they're about £50 a bird at Chrimbo, no?
I said to DH "we should get into geese" (not that we have acreage or a barn, obvs)
He looked at me quizzically and then I started my sentence with "on the archers...." and he rolled his eyes and walked away..

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 05/07/2015 20:10

I am LOLLING at shag anything in trousers

I am very confused about which one that Pip fancies of the brothers???

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 05/07/2015 21:50

@ARealPipperoo

Toby Trouble is the one who Pip likes, and who possibly had an alliance with Kate at the reddle party. But I'm confused now because I thought Rex was the rugby player, but tonight Toby was talking about having to do training with his new team. He sounded like Rob talking to Helen tonight - "get me the towel ... Get me my t-shirt" and Pip simpering and doing his bidding, just like Helen Sad

YY that was why I was confused.

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