Rogered by a hobbit in the LL undergrowth, buried in a raised bed with Bert or harassed behind the arras with Adam? Pick your Ambridge fate here.

[PseudoBadger]

A big showdown tonight I hope.

Thanks to Zero (I think?) for the great title.

Brill! Thanks pseudo. Although I am blaming you entirely for having 'stickman and his lady lurve' stuck in my head!

Love the title. Let's hope tonight's episode lives up to expectations...

thanks for the new thread

Glass of wine poured and children in other room. Hope it is a good one.

Great title!

Will Carol and Freda form a coven?

mrscb, you might have guaranteed it's a dud there

everyone knows the best episodes only happen when there's some sort of noisy crisis right next to the radio

New thread and Jill's already annoyed!

Thanks Pseudo

Blatantly marking my place - still doing bedtime so will catch up later.

Go on phoebe!

Yeay Phoebe!

Poor Hayley though.

Beans , spilled . Result :)

Is it bad I put the kids to bed half an hour early...

Am sure they were very tired Buildyourown

Wow Ruth. Did you honestly think that would remotely be an option!?!?

And honestly, are they planning to relocate the archers to an urban area....

D-I-V-O-R-C-E....

God Ruth is stupid. And wouldn't they have to give Elizabeth, Kenton and Shula their share.

And what about poor Jill? (I know I said she was annoying but lordy)

I know it's stressful when your parents get old but Ruth seems to have lost it!

I know Ruth , you should go and mind your mother in Prudhoe. FFS woman, what a mad idea.

Wow. I didn't see that one coming. It's taking pruning the cast a bit far.

She certainly has lost it: uproot David & Ben & Josh & Jill & sundry livestock - but leave your daughter behind - just so Heather can stay put!? I think not.

New thread! Great title. Thanks, Pseudo!

Well, this just makes me keener than ever on my theory that the cast is being pruned and all the oldtimers being chucked out get their moment in the sun before they go. I'd be delighted to see the back of Ruth but it's not exactly plausible, is it?

Well done to Phoebe! I shall be most annoyed if on our return to Ambridge we don't hear Hayley asking Roy for the truth.

I'm surprised that D and R hadn't thought about all this already, given that Ruth is an only child and her mother is a widow.

I don't know many farmers but I can't imagine those born on the land will sell up!

And did she honestly expect Jill would move!

This is actually really stupid now. I'm finding the stories and how the characters behave more and more implausible.

i'm surprised too zero. my parents are thinking about this now with my grandmother who is still out and about and very healthy, but she lives alone and very rurally and one fall could change everything. and she has four children rather than just one