Rogered by a hobbit in the LL undergrowth, buried in a raised bed with Bert or harassed behind the arras with Adam? Pick your Ambridge fate here.

[PseudoBadger]

A big showdown tonight I hope.

Thanks to Zero (I think?) for the great title.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/2212843-Robbieeeee-Its-meee-its-Jessieeee-Ive-come-home-Im-so-cold-Let-me-in-a-your-window-The-Archers-pay-homage-to-Wuthering-Heights

New thread - I wasn't feeling that imaginative so went for the one I liked a couple of pages back

Now that everyone's left this thread, I can give myself a little pat on the back that I predicted correctly when it would. (Posted on 10 Oct)

Congratulations DadDad

Here you are, DadDad