Big Farma in Little Ambridge - come and talk The Archers talk

[PseudoBadger]

New thread for the beginning of the pheasant season.

I think she's resisting Jim because A Relationship would interfere with her dogging schedule. She's the toast of the Borchester bypass, you know.

I know mh issues are hard but Darrell would try patience of anyone, even apparently st Shula.

R4 that is GENIUS!

The way to Jim's heart is through scone baking, isn't it? Perhaps he's only just sampled one of Jill's and can now compare with Christines's.

There is a dearth of available 'nice' men in Amb. It's normal when a 'certain age' is reached though isn't it?

Pseudo I realise I'm an incomer on this thread á la Sabrina Thwaite, but please can I beg you to use R4's suggestion for the next title.

Bluestocking

Yes I 2nd BitOutOf's suggestion for the next title.

R4 Do you renounce your flounce?

Will your radio be permanently turned to ...er... the correct station at the correct times? (IPlayer accepted everywhere....)

Will you provide regular reasonable excuses for accidentally missing AMEX?

(Can we talk secretly in code about the other programme?)

If yes to all above I will throw in a vote. Just to tempt you back.

Or

"Forget the plucky Tuckers (now Brenda"s gone) what will 2014 offer the turkey pluckers granddaughters?"

Is that too long?

(In honour of new daughters everywhere...)

Creep

Is that too long?

yes, TBH - R4 has it.

Quick - someone start it before I do with the gauche enthusiasm of an incomer - like Sabrina sweeping the board at the Flower and Produce

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/1931960-Theyre-not-plucky-Tuckers-theyre-turkey-pluckers-sons-Archers-festive-chat

Or

"Hurray - Turkey pluckers and plucky Tuckers have new Mumsnet members!"

Thank you for saving me from myself Psuedo!

Off to the old thread soon - terrific title! Just caught up with the last two days of TA, though, and I see my hopes have been dashed. Surely, however, after last night's debacle Darrell will have the decency to crawl off into the woods and never be heard of again? Couldn't Ed have shot him instead of Baz? An opportunity missed.

Or even new thread, sigh.

Bye bye old thread!