Big Farma in Little Ambridge - come and talk The Archers talk

[PseudoBadger]

New thread for the beginning of the pheasant season.

[Panzee]

Bye bye old thread!

[LondonMother]

Or even new thread, sigh.

[LondonMother]

Off to the old thread soon - terrific title! Just caught up with the last two days of TA, though, and I see my hopes have been dashed. Surely, however, after last night's debacle Darrell will have the decency to crawl off into the woods and never be heard of again? Couldn't Ed have shot him instead of Baz? An opportunity missed.

[BitOutOfPractice]

Thank you for saving me from myself Psuedo!

[ZeroSomeFestiveGameThingy]

Or

"Hurray - Turkey pluckers and plucky Tuckers have new Mumsnet members!"

[PseudoBadger]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/1931960-Theyre-not-plucky-Tuckers-theyre-turkey-pluckers-sons-Archers-festive-chat

[BitOutOfPractice]

Quick - someone start it before I do with the gauche enthusiasm of an incomer - like Sabrina sweeping the board at the Flower and Produce

[ErrolTheDragon]

Is that too long?

yes, TBH - R4 has it.

[ZeroSomeFestiveGameThingy]

(In honour of new daughters everywhere...)

Creep

[ZeroSomeFestiveGameThingy]

Or

"Forget the plucky Tuckers (now Brenda"s gone) what will 2014 offer the turkey pluckers granddaughters?"

Is that too long?

[ZeroSomeFestiveGameThingy]

R4 Do you renounce your flounce?

Will your radio be permanently turned to ...er... the correct station at the correct times? (IPlayer accepted everywhere....)

Will you provide regular reasonable excuses for accidentally missing AMEX?

(Can we talk secretly in code about the other programme?)

If yes to all above I will throw in a vote. Just to tempt you back.

[ppeatfruit]

Yes I 2nd BitOutOf's suggestion for the next title.

[Minimammoth]

Bluestocking

[BitOutOfPractice]

Pseudo I realise I'm an incomer on this thread á la Sabrina Thwaite, but please can I beg you to use R4's suggestion for the next title.

[ppeatfruit]

There is a dearth of available 'nice' men in Amb. It's normal when a 'certain age' is reached though isn't it?

[TheSparklyPussycat]

The way to Jim's heart is through scone baking, isn't it? Perhaps he's only just sampled one of Jill's and can now compare with Christines's.

[BitOutOfPractice]

R4 that is GENIUS!

[Gigondas]

I know mh issues are hard but Darrell would try patience of anyone, even apparently st Shula.

[Bluestocking]

I think she's resisting Jim because A Relationship would interfere with her dogging schedule. She's the toast of the Borchester bypass, you know.

[PseudoBadger]

Yes she's more of a no strings girl :o

[Bluestocking]

I think Auntie C is absolutely gagging for it, ppeat!

[ppeatfruit]

I don't reckon that Auntie cardboard is up for a 'relationship' though or maybe it's Jim who isn't up for a relationship with Christine bluestocking

[Bluestocking]

"Phil was the official Ambridge brain"!
True, Zero, but what a terrible state of affairs!
I hope much-nicer-Jim isn't going to two-time poor old Auntie Cardboard. That would make a great AIBU - the LTB crew would have a field day!

[R4]

What about "they're not plucky Tuckers, they're turkey pluckers' sons"

[Shallishanti]

wow....what about Shula then?