Is anyone else suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome? 33 weeks and want to chop my hands/arms off

. Have a telephone consultation with a nurse practitioner on Thursday but Google already tells me there's pretty much nothing they can do. Already have a splint and that makes no difference. Looks like it will be 7 weeks of my other half constantly massaging and icing my chubby hands lol.
Also please tell me I'm not the only one who's knees hurt, pelvis hurts, vagina hurts, back hurts, and can't get comfy because bump now rests on legs. I thought all this would kick in later haha