Thread for Franny to witter on and stop boring people randomly on other threads

[FrannyandZooey]

I am going to get sent to Coventry soon otherwise, I think

I have questions

does anyone know of, or have, a good vegetarian / vegan pregnancy nutrition book?

If I buy a new bra now will it cease to fit me in about a week?

Will I look vastly pregnant by Christmas? (I don't want my family to spot it)

pleeeeeeeeeeeeease come and indulge me

the ball is a marvellous felted heuristic play ball that MrsC made for my group (however I like it too much to part with it )

the scrotum is a knitted mooncup holder which Pruni made me

MNers are really not quite normal are they?

Awww - did I miss the Franny photo I was busy grumbling about my lack of house sale...

Put it back!

where are YOU

ooh gosh how very convincing you are MP

I must show you my photos more often, you would almost have me believing you

my eyebrows are abysmal, i used to pluck them to death when a teenager and now i can't do anything with them. I wake up without any and have to draw them on

Awww, missed the pics. Good job I have already met you! I wore underwire throughout my entire pregnancy, and it obv caused no problems.

oh of course it is a knitted mooncup holder

how did I mistake it for a scrotum?!?!?! silly me!

nonono I am just going to leave mp's comments up there and never show anyone a photo of me ever again

it will be marvellous

avi I bet you were toned and all that

you ARE lovely Franny

You are terribly HANDSOME in fact

You look HANDSOME in a Louis Theroux sort of way

Are you related

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

LIKE A PRINCESS!

No MP I am really not handsome or any of that however ds took the photo and we were having such a lovely day in the woods and the light was a bit glowy so I look semi presentable

I wish I was married to you mp I would walk round with a big big head all day

LOLOLOL MP are you on entonox?

who was the poster who played the xylophone in a wood?

oh I wish it had been me

lol Franny I WISH you were married to me too

I would parade up and down the street so everyone could see what a beautiful lady I had captured

[wriggling with glee]

oh MP you are the person to tell as you are my new best friend

I went to the circus yesterday and the clown got me in the ring to dance like Kylie Minogue. There were feathers and stuff. It was far too scary and I feel shaky thinking about it

fabuloso - if ds is your progeny then it goes without saying

Franny that sounds like a jolly good laugh

I had to go on stage at Puppetry of the Penis and have a naked man do a handstand against me while I held his ankles

Your story is MUCH better

oh god that's quite bad

you had possibly had a few drinks though?

ds was appalled at the whole thing, he could hardly speak to me when I got back

Roy ds is really the looker of the family

oh blardy hell did I miss pics?

anyway, the web is good for the veg/vegan thing. I suspect you are terribly healthy and will have a tiny tidy bump and look marvellous

loads of people seem to be pregnant. Is it wrong that this makes me broody even though DS is only 7 months?

Can't believe I missed your photo agian, I want to see if you've changed!!

morningpaper, I just knew you would be the person dragged up on the stage at Puppetry of the Penis

(you know, that show STILL gives me nightmares and it was months ago)

lol I hvae a photo of it somewhere

shall I put it on my profile

I know I won't be able to resist looking if you do

I could do without the flashbacks to huge bendy penises on a screen on the wall TBH