I would sooner poke my eyes out with a sharp stick than name my child....

[binker]

Kyle
Ellie
Jaden/Jayden
Chanelle
etc etc... and apologies if you have called your child any of the above
I put Ellie because a squillion little girls are called that.
Freya is a nice name but there are so many now - it really turns me against such names,no matter whether they are nice

SO other than to offend other parents, your point is...?

Hmm, names are such an emotive subject. Tbh, i am a pretty plucky gal but I steer well clear of criticising names on here as people get very offended.

so what are your kids called binker?

My cousins little girl is called Jayden.

And I know a few Ellies.

I think you're talking out of your ass to be honest, you're going to upset a LOT of people

would you really? I think I would rather be able to see my children whatever their names!

Can we judge your fave names now please?

What an insightful and thought provoking OP.

Ha ha - told you

oh dear, yes you are quite right - that is probably not a good idea - I'm so bored today that I'm feeling mischievious -
apologies and ignore this thread !

I know 2 Ellie's and a Freya

they are common but unless you go the Bartholemewwwww or Agarinthiarrr route, show me a name that isn't

GibbonInARibbon - I love your name!

i met a Breeze yesterday...

each to their own binker

Naughty naughty binker,

there will be tears before bedtime, mark my words

my son is called Archibald

cheers Anne

Now you should poke your eye out with a sharp stick in that case. Obviously you are joking though.

oh rubbish
no one would inflict that on a child

Go on, then, since your child is not name any of those things....g'waaaaan! PLease, I've always wanted to see someone do that...

archibald - lol

well thank god you didn't put Chlamydia on your list

You know it took DH and I ages to come up with a name that wasn't everywhere yet still sounded sophisticated and girly

How about Poet, binker?

Mind you with a mother called Soleil Moon she got off qute lightly...

I met a Hector, an Inigo and a Maud yesterday, these upper middle classes are craaazy.