Hovering in the berrycopter: nervous elderberries, sickness reports and backwards scan photos!

[Boomgoestheweasel]

Open to all elderberry grads and anyone who fits the berry criteria: over 30, first trimester(ish) with #1 after trying for a long time, and nervous as hell. Come on in for handholding and nub theory!

Golf ball. Have piped the grass round the bottom so just need to make all the little dimples in the ball. But the white frosting is too sticky and won't seem to set. Hoping a couple of hours in the fridge will sort it!

I think we need a picture. Sounds very impressive

All done. Was doppled but hard to find/hear heartbeat due to anterior placenta. Can't believe next midwife app is January!!!
Will upload pic of cake onto fb later as I can't get my pics to work on here

how many weeks are you now merk? cant find the list of where everyone is?

could we have a list of how many weeks?

Foody 5wks

Tally, 13 weeks...

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/penis-beaker-guide_n_4071146.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

I hope we're going to get a photo and a slice of this cake Merk!

Sorry, meant to post that about two hours ago and just posted by mistake!

A list eh?

Foody, 5wks
Tally, 13wks
Boom, 12wks

Hello Tally, feeling any better at all? xxx

Fnar fnar at that link foody!

Can't c&p on phone, am 16+3 or 16+4 can't remember!

Maybe we should list edd as the weeks changes but the due dates don't change very much?

boom nope afraid don't live anywhere posh. What a complete waste of nhs resources though!

Sorry, meant to post that about two hours ago and just posted by mistake!

Foody, 5wks
Tally, 13wks
Boom, 12wks
Kitty, 8wks

Foody, 5wks
Tally, 13wks
Boom, 12wks
Kitty, 8wks
Alix, 11 wks (EDD 4th May) - there you go thunder, when it doubt do both?

Oops I mean 'Brodicea'! Just outed myself there

Good thought Alix brod. Very diplomatic too!

Thunder 17 weeks (edd 20th March)
Phone won't let me c&p for some reason....

brod at least you outed yourself a d not someone else! I accidentally outed one of the hq berries a few weeks back!

Foody, 5wks
Tally, 13wks
Boom, 12wks (EDD 22 April)
Kitty, 8wks
Merk, 16+3 (or 4)
Brodicea, 11 wks (EDD 4th May)
Thunder, 17wks (EDD 20th March)

There we go

Don't let bunny see that list- it'd drive her mad that is all higgledy piggledy and not in order...

oh dear kitty: oops

Thunder were you rounding down when you said 17 weeks? Only if my edd is 25th and I reckon I'm 16+3 and yours is 20th and you're 17 exactly then one of us can't count!

Oh and just noticed that the new 32e bras no longer fit. Up 4 cup sizes already!!! Boom i think my bump and boobs are going to give your twins a run for their money!

Yeah I'm 17+1. I thought we were putting general weeks number rather than weeks plus days. Unless everyone else has Friday as their changeover day?!

merk no wonder you struggle with clothes being so slim with those bad boys!

merk will be on page 3 at this rate!

Think you will win the boob/bump competition for a while yet Merk, I'm still (just) in my old bras and bump is still just squodge!

Am happily stuffing my face with porridge and honey and a smoothie this morning, adding to the lard nicely . Mr Boom told me off the other day for drinking a hot chocolate because it's not good for me. He got told to take a long walk off a short pier but not in those words

Kitty bwahaha at preggo page 3! Does she get to do 'news in briefs' as well??