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April 2009 - Chapter 1: We're not pregnant, just fat!

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PuzzleRocks · 16/05/2009 18:04

We made it!

The fab April ladies and their blessed progeny...

12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: FELIX DEVLIN ALEXANDER 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bleuravin: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
05 Apr: Mrsfossil: ISLA LILIAN 7lb 10oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
12 Apr: BethDivine: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 9oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
14 Apr: Purlease: ADAM 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Juwesm: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN
15 Apr: HeidiT: HEIDI
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
15 Apr: Minush: ZAFIRAH ROSA 7lb 12oz
15 Apr: FatandFedup: EMILIA ROSE 7lb 6oz
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
20 Apr: LuLuBai: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Kittycatisgettingfat: GABRIELLA AUDREY BIANCA
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Schulte: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
23 Apr: Tristaleejac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
24 Apr: Soon2befamilyof4: TALIA 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Lauren61: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name TBA BOY 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz
07 May: TarteTatin: ALBERT JOHN
10 May: Ilovesummer: Name TBA BOY

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gingersarah · 25/05/2009 11:32

PS

Forgot to say thanks for the award! I am deeply flattered.

PuzzleRocks · 25/05/2009 11:35

We fell asleep.

OP posts:
SpringySponge · 25/05/2009 11:37

Hahaha, you wild things, you

gingersarah · 25/05/2009 11:43

Springy - I don't think it is the case that other than in your life men are always gagging for it and their women have to fight them off with sticks. I know that is not what you said, but still... it is a truism that mad passionate ardour can wane in relationships and perhaps the often forgotten half of the truism is that when that happens to the man, the woman can feel doubly shit because men, especially young men, are supposed to be led by huge pulsating erections day and night. Also if your man, as part of blokey chit chat with other guys, is always talking as if he is and cultivating that persona, it can feel as if he fancies EVERYONE but YOU. Not suggesting your DH does this, but sometimes it seems like it is an obligatory undercurrent of all male conversation that yes, we are all desperate for a shag, all the time.

Not that there is any excuse for your DH treating you like shit.

SpringySponge · 25/05/2009 11:50

No, that is a lot of it Ginger. We're all fed myths about male attitudes to sex, I think. It's disappointing.

I am, however, finding myself more forgiving of George's clinginess - nothing cheers you up more than a gorgeous, chubby baby who'll snuggle right into you & smile when you kiss him. I've needed him more than he's needed me over the last 12 hours. He feels more like a real person now, not just a beautifully packaged noise.

Schulte · 25/05/2009 11:52

Springy! at your DH. Get yourself a lover! You know it's nothing to do with you, only with him.

Hmmmm reading all these posts I am starting to worry about my sex drive. I could easily go for a few months without...

Schulte · 25/05/2009 11:55

I am glad I don't have to fight off DH with a stick

SpringySponge · 25/05/2009 11:57

Schulte, if only! & I was expecting to not want sex for a while. & people always say that BFing ruins their libido & makes them feel like they don't want to be touched by anyone else, etc. I don't have that at all But it's not even about the sex - I can take care of those needs myself. It's that I want him to want me like he used to. We've only been married for 3 months!

Point is, I think you're more 'textbook' regarding your sex drive at the moment.

Schulte · 25/05/2009 12:25

Springy my sex drive is always like that... I just couldn't care less... would much rather have a quiet half hour with a good book!

But I understand you. I can only second what the others have said... having a young baby must be a bit of a shock for your DH as well and he seems to have trouble adjusting. I hope you two can sort it out xxx

gingersarah · 25/05/2009 12:37

I am still wondering whether some of the apparently bonkers things the counsellor said were attempts to address his apparent blindness to the reality of being in a family and a grown up relationship with a new mother who needs support.

I want to say get well soon to Auld but I doubt her symptoms are compatible with being online.

Is Boff around? If so, how are you feeling?

bronze · 25/05/2009 12:47

Springy my guess was that hes having problems with how he feels about having sex. Connected to lots of things, new baby being th emain one and when you pushed him instead of saying I can't get it up or whatever the real problem was he he hit out in a typically male way at you as you had put him in that position of having to reply.
To be honest would say the sex was a secondary matter. Sex tends to be an indicator of not the cause of problems in a relationship

Says she all wise having vented about her own dh only the other day.

Feeling all loved up today though a its our wedding anniversary.

Schulte · 25/05/2009 12:56

Happy anniversary Bronze!

tristalewjac · 25/05/2009 13:11

Springy! Fucking hell! (((hugs)))

I dont know where to start. I dont know how honest and blunt to be.

First of all, I've seen your pics, and trust me, you're a hottie. You know it, we know it, so let's just lay that aside as FACT.

Secondly, don't EVER think you have to come on here and justify yourself to us. We are your friends. When you quoted DH then explained you do laundry and wear clean clothes etc... we dont care if you live in a sack of mud. You are you and that's why we love you.

Thirdly, how he has spoken to you and treated you is scary, springy. I'm sorry but if someone else came on here and told us their DH had treated them like that, as a friend, what would you honestly advise them to do?
It's very difficult to be strong and stick to your own beliefs when you are emotionally involved, but please try to look at this situation from an outside point of view to assess what is going on.

I'm so gutted for you, at the way he's treating you. This is not normal. This is controlling behaviour. As a result of him throwing abusive and negative words at you, you are trying harder to impress him. So as far as he's concerned he's onto a winner.
The beard thing says it all. He's lost control of the situation and this is somthing he can do to feel he is in control again. The fact you don't like it and he's doing it anyway will give him a further sense of control.

Sex. I am totally addicted too. But are you maybe craving it because it's the only time he'll show you any affection? The rest of the time he's being horrible to you, so no wonder you cant say no as soon as he lets you near him.

God I'm so sorry if I've gone too far. If I should've just left it at ((hugs)) and not interfered, then I'm truly sorry, but the more I read the more I couldn't NOT reply.

tristalewjac · 25/05/2009 13:14

Happy anniversary bronze! How many years?

bronze · 25/05/2009 13:22

7

dont know where they've gone.
Not good look look a pics of skinny self on wedding day when you couldn't get into some trousers this morning though

tristalewjac · 25/05/2009 14:44

I've given up on jeans altogether. I need a 16 to get past my hips, then they're baggy around my waist. Like so baggy that when I put on a top my tummy looks huge, but it isn't tummy, it's jeans!
Sake!
So, skirts it is. Yuk. I hate being girly. I'm happiest in a boiler suit and steel toe caps!
Well not for everyday use, of course, but I love wearing them.
Oh shit I really am a freak! Ha ha

gingersarah · 25/05/2009 14:58

congratulations, bronze!

mrsgboring · 25/05/2009 15:06

Springy, that's a horrible situation to be in. I'm so sorry you're having to deal with that.

Auld, yes it sounds like migraine. Mine is much worse with dehydration and low blood sugar.

Everyone, I can't get into my trousers either (evils to those who can ) I'm a 16 or even an 18 - was a 14 but can't get most of my 14 jeans past my thighs.

I was going to post yesterday that I've escaped the April mums curse of illness and was feeling fine. However, I now have cellulitis from an infected insect bite and feel like crap. Am limping around the house while DH has gone out with friends (he did offer to stay home). Got antibiotics for it last night at the out of hours and they were brilliant down there. I was in and out in ten minutes and that included the prescription, so a big gold star to the NHS for that one.

What's everyone been doing for the bank holiday weekend then?

Juwesm · 25/05/2009 17:05

Springy - I'll do you
If strappy tops don't do it for him, suggest you look here for something he may prefer!

Bronze - Many congrats for anniversary. Whatcha doin' nice?

MrsG - for cellulitis. Hope the Abx clear it up swiftly.

I have the April Mums cold, and yesterday had the most painful blocked duct. My whole boob stopped working. Fortunately it finally cleared this morning in spectacular squirting-across-room style (though no boob cheese ). I was in tearful agony all night, so was massively relieved when the dam burst.

Juwesm · 25/05/2009 17:15

Hugo and his NCT baby buddies

brettgirl2 · 25/05/2009 17:19

lol Juwes - I love the super comfortable nursing bra! I also have a very bizarre picture of some kind of exploding breast in my mind.

Congratulations Bronze and welcome to the 7 year club

Springy I hate to say it but sex only fixes things in the short term. For longer fix respect is needed - him respecting you and more importantly you loving and respecting yourself. I agree with Bronze about sex being secondary - for it to be good in the long term you have to keep the spark alive outside the bedroom as well as in IME. FWIW while I'm agreeing I think that gingersarah is also right - in fact my DH has made that exact same point.

bronze · 25/05/2009 17:25

oh Ju that picture is adorable

gingersarah · 25/05/2009 17:35

bank holiday? being reminded of it isone of the things that makes me cry. i am generally not adapting well to this. i can get by with certain mental techniques including not thinking about things i used to enjoy or look forward to. the main thing is to think as little as possible and certainly not about managing the future

brettgirl2 · 25/05/2009 17:40

You're doing brilliantly ginger it's just that your hormones are all over the place.

What did you used to be able to do that you can't do now?

gingersarah · 25/05/2009 18:02

I am not very fit and so am not really enjoying being out much - haven't really recovered the use of my legs properly (yet - I hope). Also just not enjoying anything because too tired, can't concentrate on anything.

I used to read, write, play music, sing, cook, walk, visit friends, have parties. None of these things are beyond me in theory I just can't do any of them because I can't see straight, walk properly, find longer than half an hour or concentrate on anything at all.

Also I used to drink, damn I miss drinking, a long evening of fun and conversation that could take you anywhere. It doesn't matter that I am bfing and don't really want to drink because I don't have the mental or personal wherewithal for an evening like that anyway.

I am sick of staggering about like a fat ghost with a limp and I can't muster any enthusiasm for summer or anything else

Sorry about the whining. I have had a pretty easy life up to now so not being able to please myself or get one good night's sleep for 4 weeks seems pretty tough to a lightweight like me. Of course it is nothing to the years ahead, most of which I will have to do while earning a living at the same time NO THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING NOT TO THINK THAT WAY MADNESS LIES AAAAAAAAAARGH

little steps... little steps...

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