June '07- Can you pinch more than and inch? If not then bugger off!

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My dp asked if he went and bought me a bottle of wine would I be drunk enough to do it? I said fuck off, but you can get me some wine anyway! He said no !

He wins Twunt Of The Day T, though sputnik, your DH deserves a runner up prize for that move. And they wonder why we don't put out

No T YANBU! My dp won't take the dcs for jabs, but he sort of has an excuse! He would pass out!

not unreasonable at all T. Its hard, isn't it? a lot of responsibility on your own.

T - no, YANBU.....bloody men!

Right rugby has finished apparently so off to watch Eastenders and Hells Kitchen

Night all

They are such sensitive little twunts creatures aren't they? Of course they need protection from that kind of thing

LOL at the cheeky of Holly's DH!

OK, I'd better go and make stilted conversation with DH. Night all x

Holly u should said yes, necked the wine & then passed out drunk & incapable leaving him to look after the dc.

and we thought the days of pissed shags were behind us!!

Well I'm off to bed. Hope it's sunny tomorrow, and that DD is in a good mood. (And that I stop itching soon! It's much better but still driving me slightly nuts)

N'Nite J. Enjoy the bed to yourself!

holly, I was going to say exactly what T said!

apparently DH came with me when DS1 had one set of his jabs. I have forgotten this. He has not been since, nor has he taken any of them alone. He has started taknign the DCs to the Drs though - I can't posibly take them when DS3 might need feeding anytime!

lets find more DH/DP faults - it's fun

what do you think they see as our faults - apart from the sex thing?

what are the points for pitta pizza bumper?

I think my dp thinks my main fault is my lack of housework skills, but then he knew I was a messy cow before we moved in together, so he'll just have to deal with it!

Oh, I'm controlling Ria. because I tell him not to wash DCs arse THEN their faces with the same flannel! I'm always right, always do things perfectly, blah blah blah (probably goes on but have switched off by then!)

can I be really boring/smug/annoying?
My DH is lovely, I can't even find a nitpicking fault with him...
hmm ok when he cleans the loo he doesn't always do a very good job.
Shall I shut up?

Off to bed night all x

Nagging - which means asking them to do anything useful.

He cleans the loo???????

Badly or not - He cleans the loo?????

Yep - shuddit TA!!!!

alway face first, arse last.

I worry about EVERYTHING, and possibly nag (surely not), also I think he finds my derpression a bit annoying at times. Plus my willingness to let him buy me wine so I'll get frisky and then fall asleep. But I'm much nicer than his first wife so I think he mostly counts his blessings!

Mine is paranoid because everytime time he comes near I minimize my browser window! He thinks I am looking aat websites on how to get your man to do everything you want. I told him no, I can already do that (didn't want to tell hiim I am discussing poo stains on mumsnet)

I think that's why my dp loves me so much ria, because I'm sooooo much nicer than his first wife. She's a bitch!

Ha! Mine just emptied and filled the dishwasher

... and there's so much of me to love

Men are SO easy to maipulate

Lordy, I have been on here all day. DD sleeping on my lap, time for me to go to bed too.

Night all xx