July 2010: Drool it, maul it, crawl over it - that's how our threadbabes would eat a creme egg. But why the Creme Egg?!

[CakeandRoses]

Will that do us?

/panic

TSC, we've got a memory foam thingy, it's the big old wooden bedframe that creaks. No, what we need is for GWEN TO GET HER OWN ROOM.
I was really getting into it 'n all.

Mini survey:

Af back a month
Can walk holding on to one hand
Still no teeth

those still bf
Since going back to work bethan is now mix fed I feed her in the morning, when I come home from work, just before bed and once in the night. I also express once at work.
She feeds like a little lamb now she stands up and wiggled her bum which is cute for dh to watch but actually really irritating and sometimes painful for me.

I met dh when I was 17 and he was 20 when we were both in the RAF down in wittering we have been pretty inseparable ever since I was 18 when we got married and it will be our seventh wedding anniversary in July this year.

Is it ok if I join, Just found the postnatal threads.

Ill start with the mini survey

My DD is my 4th baby (3rd girl) and called Orla (I wanted Clementine but thats another thread)

I stopped BF 1 month ago and have gone back to work 3 days a week (21 hrs).
She has 6 teeth and walks when she thinks your not looking or to her brother who she adores

I met my DH When I was 17, 13 years ago.
He was at Uni in my home town and I was out on a leaving do -underage drinking-.
He moved back to dorset 6 mths later, I travelled to see him every weekend and then moved in together. so living together 11 years, married 6 with 4DC's.

oooooh, new blood! Haven't had any of that for a while! Nice to meet you Dilligaf81

4 DCs! That must be amazing- DH and I are trying for a second at the moment, but I'd love to have that many in the future. It must be manic.

hello and welcome dilli You choose a fine night to join us, you now just need to state a) which side of the feminist fence you stand b) whether you approve or disprove of working mothers and c) whether you iron

dylthan!! wtf have you been?? how are you?

oh chul, bad luck

i just had to tell dh about your bed/G as i snorted so unattractively loudly needle

Damn I thought I could sneak back without anyone noticing :o

Welcome dilli its nice to meet you.

you're making my tooth ache tsc

mlic will come on and tell you off for baiting me soon

Cake DH would kill me if he knew I'd told you all that!

Dilli there's a lot more space on my side of the feminist fence...

there's not so much room on the fence tho

sorry, needle. dh did look at me as if to say 'wtf have you told them about what we do eg the dogging?'

TSC How much do you want to be that Cake is desperately trying to come up with a new thread title?

aw, fuck, you've got me needle, i am

here's one...

c'mon threadbabes, how much longer will it take you to walk? tsc only pimped her dp around gay acquaintances for 6 months, ffs.

or...

July 2010: we're dogging, gay-pimping and hitting the memory foam damn hard here

am wondering if mnhq might raise an at that one actually

LOL!

In case we want to go back to the rhyming titles, my very naff offering: "July 2010, our babies are cruising, and those who fall over their noses are bruising"

Would they call social services on us?

Ok, seriously, someone needs to come up with something better than that!

is it haunting you the more you look at it needle?

we can't let tsc write one again, do you remember the influx of people we had pop their heads in to tell us that their 8yo was STILL not ruddy sleeping on that thread?

Put it this way Cake, I used to edit a poetry magazine. That wouldn't have made it in.

Oh God, I keep hearing Big Ben strike and thinking to myself "ooh, there he goes again, I really ought to go to bed". I've still got to do my shred before I turn in.

shred at midnight that's madness dedication

i better go and 'dream feed' A now actually