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AuldAlliance · 28/01/2011 14:44

Voici FWs!

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AuldAlliance · 25/05/2011 15:17

Vezzie, things are a little better, thanks. Some key messages have been taken on board, I think...

Norwegian, eh? That is impressive.

Tummy bug is better, but has left me utterly drained. A had it at the weekend while I was away; on Sat evening he got down from the table, staggered over to a big toy horse he has, lay down on it and conked out. I know the feeling!

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ZuluWarrior · 25/05/2011 22:00

Puzzle, bit late for a second scan at 32 weeks Grin. We didn't find out so babywarrior 2 is a surprise. I love surprises!

Bebe, can sympathise with your cravings. I still want nothing more than to neck a bottle of wine. I think that makes me an alcoholic Blush.

Vezzie, how's your wee family doing? Do you think a toddler trampoline is an acceptable present for a new baby to bring her big brother?

AA, sounds encouraging. Poor little A conking out on a horse. He must have been poorly. Hope all recover a bit soon.

Have just been asleep on the sofa for an hour. Still have sandwiches to make, washing to hang up and dishwasher to empty. I guess that's why I'm pissing about here instead.

PuzzleRocks · 25/05/2011 22:33

Of course, we are almost in June Blush. Incidentally you are due on Mick Jagger's birthday. I know this because it is also my ex's birthday. And Mick is practically a neighbour dontcha know.

B52s · 26/05/2011 12:40

Zule, audit went fine, thanks for asking. Work is a good distraction from the hectic day to day stuff of being a mom. And 2 boys is loverly. But then I wouldn't know what to do with a girl...

AuldAlliance · 26/05/2011 14:39

Glad the audit went well, B52.
I am struggling with my French income tax forms....

It is baking hot here, and I got distracted while hanging out the washing - spent an hour trying to get to grips with the horrendous bindweed that is choking our garden. At 1pm. In the sun. Must have been well over 30°. I felt a bit odd afterwards! But am buzzing now that the tummy bug is over; feel all spry. And slim (!).

Nice to see people popping in after the thread was in its death throes.

In the same vein as deli-shoes, there was a gardening van in the street yesterday emblazoned with "green wish", which is such a meaningless name that I have to conclude it was meant to relate to Greenwich, somehow or other.

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B52s · 27/05/2011 10:12

Isn't there a shoe shop somewhere called 'R Soles'?

AuldAlliance · 27/05/2011 12:01

I hope so! Brilliant name.

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PuzzleRocks · 27/05/2011 12:16

I get all my door handles here

bebemooneedsabreak · 27/05/2011 14:40

Cool and rainy after being gloriously warm the last few days...

I'm SO tired. I keep dozing off while Meg watches Mr. Tumble. It's days like these that I wish either I could 'pause' her and get my sleep or someone else could take over...

Hope all the rest of you are fairing well. xxx

BoffinMum · 27/05/2011 17:53

My secret is out. The rumour on FB that I am having quads is true. I got myself artifically inseminated by four people at once so I could beat BB. I am wider than I am tall and make Octomum look svelte. Wink

Right, I am off to Beijing on business soon. What clothes should I take? Any other tips?

bebemooneedsabreak · 30/05/2011 08:25

Congrats on the quads Boff ;) I'm sure they'll be a great addition to your family. :) All that stuff abt wanting to keep your nice neat 16yr fanjo was the perfect red herring. Grin

I know nothing abt Beijing or the types of things you'll encounter, I would go with easy fabrics (not a lot of cotton) but things which are light wieght and breathe as I imagine it'll be hot. Also, I'd bring a lightweight scarf because I'm pretty sure I remember that in some temples in China you cannot get in without your head covered (similar to India I seem to recall) I'd also have a pedicure done so that my feet looked pretty when not wearing shoes. Grin hope that helps though i'm sure not at all

Feeling very stressy here.
MIL (and FIL) is coming on Wednesday AM and because of the accident I've got a manual rental VAN which I'll need to drive to the airport to pick her up in... I'm not particularly good with manuals I have to admit (growing up with automatics) but I can just about manage if I'm familiar with the car and the area (which obviously I'm not)...but a bloody VAN too? I've got mega nerves.
Plus I feel like I have a million things to do suddenly when before I thought 'yeah I got it all covered, no big deal.'
Basically I'm panicking like a big fat whale of a preggy woman in part because she said last night (when we talked to her on the phone) things like: It will be so much work for Bebe putting up with us and keeping us occupied. How will Bebe deal with all the added work? How will Bebe manage to drive us abt the place if she's not well? And what does Bebe have planned for us to eat? Will Bebe be able to have the living room cleaned up enough for us to stay on the pull out couch for a week? Bebe this and Bebe that...

DH did say well you'll need to help Bebe out a bit too as she can't do everything she could do before because this pregnancy is harder on her then Moo's was, and Bebe can't drive long because it hurts and we've not decided so much on meals yet thinking you'to d like to go the store and help pick out foods and maybe go out to eat instead of us cooking in the house because it's so warm...
He told me not to worry and just do what I can...but I'm feeling the pressure to do everything...
Why can't she just be like my Mom who said, 'when I come We'll sort things out when I get there, because I just want to help as much as I can and I don't want you to be stressed because it's not good for you or the babes... (God I love her so much)'
So need to get off here and stop whining and get on with things...

Hope everyone is well and the babies are treating you well and the toddlers are being nice and sleeping like supposedly babies are supposed to... and any other kids are being helpful and well mannered and your Dp's and families are loving and supportive and all the work you do is going quickly and smoothly. xxx

Schulte · 31/05/2011 19:23

I am pretty sure R Soles is on London's Kings Road and I once bought a pair of sandals from there.

Am in Germany at the moment with the two girls, bit of bad timing as it's e.coli tastic here and we're only eating veg from the freezer and from tins!

Must do a bit of catching up...

bebemooneedsabreak · 02/06/2011 16:52

MIL RANT: Please ignore, just letting off steam while she's out...

  1. Moo asks for something from Nana or any adult and Nana jumps up and automatically goes to get her what ever it was...BUT the only way Nana gives her anything or participates in play is if Moo gives her a kiss or cuddle. Moo does not understand this sort of behaviour and is getting more and more withdrawn with Nana and Nana keeps pushing and 'whining' that Moo doesn't know her enough -this boils my blood to no end as A) Meg DOES NOT get everything she asks for automatically, but we Do play with her whenever she asks if we're not in the middle of anything else B)kiss and cuddles may be asked for, but ought to be freely given. C) I do not like emotional bribery D) ffs if you'd back off and let Moo relax around you she'd soon come to you as she's a loving creature and enjoys people and playing
I have said to MIL that we don't ask or expect Moo to give kisses and cuddles for things she asks for as we want Moo to feel free to ask for things and when she does ask for things we prefer to determine if Moo can have said item especially if it's food because otherwise it spoils meals. To which I got: well she should want to give kisses and cuddles, little ones always do especially to their Nana's... and if she's hungry you should feed her.
  1. I finish a cup of drink or plate of something and she swipes it away immediately and then washes it right away while making numerous comments about needing to keep on top of these things or the house just becomes a MESS!
Now, granted I agree to a certain degree abt not leaving dishes around... BUT I tend to use the same cup and plate all day long (unless the plate gets particularly dirty) because I don't want to do tons of washing up. It's wasteful (of water, energy, and soap) and time consuming. AND it bugs the hell out of me that I cannot even refill my GD cup before it's taken away and washed and set on the side of the blinking sink to dry.
  1. She keeps going on and on and on abt how hard it'll be having Moo and a new baby without DH being around all the time to help and how I MUST put Moo in nursery immediately and that vouchers will pay for everything and it'll make your life SO much easier because while Moo is away at nursery you'll be able to get so much done!!! A) I've explained a half a dozen times that I've already looked into nurseries for when we get home and I've looked into the vouchers. It seems very expensive, but if I find myself struggling with the new baby and Moo I will look into it more. B) because she's got my hackles up I've said I hardly think an hour or so on 2 days (using the voucher system) will make that much of a difference. C) -i've not said this as I don't want a row but honestly, I do not appreciate the hand wringing and suggestions and the impossible to answer 'what ifs' right now about how I will cope with Meg and the baby...it has made me nervous and anxious and tbh very scared that now I won't be able to cope with them if DH is away..
  2. Of course I've had to have trouble with my hips and pelvis again and so I seem all the more the invalid :( and she's going on and on about how I need to come home with Moo and let her and FIL take care of us since I'm obviously just not coping and that we need to rent a property up by them no matter what so she's near to help, when she's not helping SIL... I cannot say how many times I've said it's not practical or simple or ideal for me to be leaving Dh and that I've actually learned to cope well with the situation and I'm only having a little throw back (I've not been bad like this in ages tbh because I've been very careful -it's just that yesterday with the travel to the airport etc. and the walking all over Munich I obviously did a bit too much).
PLUS I've said a million and 2 times that DH and I cannot afford to rent yet another place (to which she said we should be renting out our home) I reminded her that we had looked into renting out the house, but it was rather complicated and not ideal for a short period of time, and it was expensive because of insurance, storing our goods, and the rent we got would also not cover the mortgage so in addition to the cost of those things we'd still be paying a healthy chunk of money which when added up actually was as much, if not more than just paying the mortgage. She would not accept this as truth. Even so she says that if Dh has to come back to Germany then I surely cannot come back here too as I'll have no support...to which I curtly replied if I was living in Cardiff by myself I'd still not have support AND I'd not have DH around in the evenings ever and I'd quickly go crazy. Not to mention be utterly miserable without him (as would he be without US). Which leads her back to saying you must come live up by us...

Heaven help me.
She's here until Monday and I feel/fear I'll be a terrible crying wreck by the time she leaves. It's like she's bring up everything negative and impossible and keeps shooting me with them...what if this and what if that and you must do this and you must do that and completely ignoring my answers and the logic I've applied. She keeps eating away at the careful foundations I've been trying to create to keep me happy and positive and deal with the situation here in Germany. I don't want to run around panicking like a headless chicken. I want to be able to deal with things as they come...but I'm feeling undermined.

bebemooneedsabreak · 02/06/2011 16:54

Schulte, exciting that your in Germany too. Too bad you're in the North. Hope you and the girls manage to have fun without too much worry abt the veg. xxx

Bicnod · 02/06/2011 21:59

Hi ladies - sorry, haven't caught up on thread at all, just marking place. Back from holiday, 34 weeks pregnant now and apparently the baby is measuring small Hmm

Will attempt to catch up in next few days - mat leave starts in 2 weeks so will have more free time then (assuming the sprog doesn't come early...)

Schulte - when are you back from Germany? We must must must catch up before number 2 arrives and all hell breaks loose in the Bicnod household.

PuzzleRocks · 03/06/2011 08:22

Bicnod - Ignore. If you are worried get two or three more opinions. In my experience and that of my friends they almost never get it right. They told me Ellen was going to be a whopper. She was 8lb 8.5. They told me Holly was very small. She was 8lb exactly one week early. Can't get more average than those sizes.

B52s · 03/06/2011 10:40

They told my best mate hers was very small. She was tiny, looked about 6 months pregnant the day before she gave birth - to a 9lb 11oz boy.

Bebe - smile and nod, smile and nod. You can't think about all the what-ifs yet, you don't even need a plan for what's going to happen and how you're going to cope. It seems to me that you do cope, with everything thrown at you, and although it's hard right now, you have a great relationship with Meg and DH and will continue to grow and learn together. MIL is a drop in the ocean at the moment, and will be gone soon. Keep your pecker up, girl.

PuzzleRocks · 03/06/2011 11:24

God sorry Bebe, I completely missed your post. But great advice there from B52s.

AuldAlliance · 03/06/2011 13:30

bebe, smile, nod, ignore, sing loud songs in your head to drown her out.

I have years of experience ignoring dealing with MIL. Did I mention that she found us a house to buy? It's behind the house of a friend of hers, in a village between where I work and where DH works. Extortionate. Snooty. No public transport. Oh, and an old lady living in it. Just a few minor obstacles to MIL's meddling master plan.

The very day the old lady popped her clogs, MIL sent us an excited message, saying we should make a move and call her newly grieving family. This was a few wks ago. I thought DH had explained that we don't go in for putting in bids on houses we can't afford when their owners are not even cold in their graves. But today I got a message with the phone number of "the most open-minded of her 2 sons." Hmm Shock la la la...

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BoffinMum · 03/06/2011 18:57

Actually, I would not ignore it, Bebe, I would say I was a bit hormonal and was getting a bit upset about a few things and needed pandering to immediately for the sake of the baby, and get my own way a lot. But I am a devious Scorpio Wink.

Auld, would the house be a good investment? If so, you know what they - "when there's blood on the streets, buy property" . You can always put the old bag in the freezer (pervious resident, not the MIL, actually perhaps also the MIL).

AuldAlliance · 03/06/2011 19:50

Boff, it might be a good investment, but I'm not sure that property in a village with no access to public transport is the way of the when-the-oil-runs-out future. And it needs gutting and redoing. There is no way we could afford it.

Are you in Beijing?

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BoffinMum · 03/06/2011 21:31

I am off next week.

Buy e-bikes Wink or a horse Wink Wink

AuldAlliance · 04/06/2011 10:19

Enjoy your trip.

DH has just told me how much they want for the land (our max budget). On top of that there is another 100k (euros) for the "house", which needs redoing completely.

It's on top of a hill. Not sure about the e-bikes (esp. for travelling on killer motorway to Marseille). Nice plan, though!

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BoffinMum · 04/06/2011 13:28

MIL should probably make a donation then.
Amish style horse and trap and you should be sorted. Grin

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 06/06/2011 22:04

Hello all
So Boff's off to China, Auld's buying a Haunted House on a Hill, Bebe's about to kill her MIL, Schulte's fending off E.coli and Puzzle still rocks? Glad to hear it all.

Orbit has taken against going to bed and mastered many new words including Sausages, but apart from that, life continues as normal. Still plotting my escape from my terrible job, DP still working far too hard, DS1 definitely going to be a barrister or a hostage negotiator as he WILL NOT STOP ARGUING WITH ME.

Grin