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Nobody Loves me, Everybody Hates Me, I Think I'll go and eat Worms

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BibiBelle · 05/01/2011 23:10

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TwilightSurfer · 13/01/2011 14:17

ursula i'm a fence sitter. i don't mind either way.

SilkStalkings · 13/01/2011 14:28

LOTI STERN STARE! That is NOT looking after yourself, hoovering is solid physical exercise. You MUST put yourself first, cleaning the house doesn't help anyone does it? It could have waited a week. The more stuff like that you do, the more fainting you will do. Make yourself a cup of chamomile (good for circulation) and sit down for a good read til teatime.

Ursula Not bovvered either way, happy to follow them what cares the most.

RedLentil · 13/01/2011 14:47

Silk is right, Loti. You need proper rest.
Sorry to hear of illing in Ursula's house too. Sad

I'm hiding from the girls so I can finish Joseph O'Connor's Ghost light before 8pm. I started it at 8pm last night and I've 40 pages to go after a morning of playdoughing, so I need to fit in an hour of hiding after ds comes home.

I don't mind where the thread goes. I have planned to go back over the threads and pinch out of them small observations about my small ones so I don't forget their silly sayings entirely, but that's not reason enough to keep it going here. I should put those notes somewhere they can be kept safe as I write them.

What is the Bear about btw?

luckoftheirish · 13/01/2011 14:52

Lol red I wish have school run and tea to do yet! Am getting my hair blow dried at 4.30 so some much needed mummy time ahead... Well 30 mins Hmm

saltasaltasanta · 13/01/2011 15:05

I would prefer offline I think.

I have a suggestion, however ... someone more organised than I could save an "offline" copy of each thread after it is finished. Therefore the thread doesn't still exist in cyberspace but on the slightly more private location of a hard drive.

DD had 20 minutes nap today. Sigh.

I need to write an exam. Sigh. Deadline tonight.

We all have conjunctivitis. Sigh.

Hippy, have replied to your other thread.

They are gorgeous though.

saltasaltasanta · 13/01/2011 15:08

Me: Are you a train or a boy?

DS: "Thomas tank engine, no"

UrsulaUndress · 13/01/2011 15:15

Loti you are insane. If I had fainted three times in one day I'd be lying in bed ordering the family about using a universal remote control and sipping soup till I could stand upright without feeling dizzy. Actually perhaps you should do a pregnancy test too? You never know. Your baby/little girl reminds me of ds2, he has a certain shirt which he pulls out because it's like Daddy's and then he likes to "go to work" and come home and get the train and ride his bike etc all in the persona of Daddy. This morning when he stopped, he said "I'm actually not being Daddy any more I'm just being a man" Grin.

Sorry I know the pouffff! vs permanent thing is dull to raise. I don't like writing anything personal which relates to the rest of the family iyswim. It's not strangers - to them we are anon - but anyone in the family would know me instantly even if they didn't know my chatname.

Not of the first importance I suppose.

Redser, about to mail you. Did you love Ghostlight? I heard him reading from it, he reads so well. Then I met him at something and all I could think about was that radio line about "Don't speak, Aine Lawlor. Just hold me" and I couldn't stop laughing.

UrsulaUndress · 13/01/2011 15:17

Sorry, I mean in the sense of family reading about themselves, not about me. For the ds's - intrusive/excruciating to have their foibles recorded?

Look what it did to Christopher Robin. Grin

aStarWithHerOwnWays · 13/01/2011 15:39

Perhaps I am too doomy. I always just assume that by the time they're all old enough to read about themselves, the world will have been colonised by giant ants/drowned under muddy water/reduced to a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and they'll all have bigger problems than knowing their mums discussed what kind of poo they did 15 years ago.

So what is everyone's toddler hair trigger of choice at the moment? You know, the random issue that makes one's Aug08 baby flip their wig in the manner of Linda Blair. For J it is currently crockery: he absolutely will not eat off baby plates (anything plastic) but demands a 'mummy plate', a 'big plate' or 'big bowl'. Also won't drink out of plastic cups etc. unless special circs apply e.g. we're in the car. I don't have a problem with any of this as he's great with being careful and is quite capable of drinking from a glass without incident, but woe betide the parent who fails to interpret which particular plate or bowl he wants. I had to shut the kitchen door on him the other day as he was kicking off so much.

My friend's little girl won't wear anything 'dirty' i.e. anything with a single speck of pen/food etc on it. Or anything she thinks is dirty. Strange creatures, they are.

RedLentil · 13/01/2011 15:40

I'm loving it, yes. He's great, and the voice from the Drivetime diaries is there in my head. I think that's what's making me read slowly as he has such a fantastic way of intoning his words and making each one of those broadcasts sacramental. I read his early short stories when they first came out in 'group' volumes and for various reasons I've got a huge sentimental attachment to Desperadoes. I love Synge, and Molly reminds me of Judith Hearne too, so it's working for me in lots of ways ...

I must avoid wine though so I don't get giddy and do my academical clodhopping all over the discussion. [gagged version of the blush emoticon] If I do, I'll shut my ears in the oven like one of the Harry Potter characters we've been reading about here.

Arf at all the role-playing. DD2 wants to be a digger driver when she grows up. Grin

The only slight trauma here is that I've been offered 5 hours of teaching for the Arthurs (Copyright UU) on two separate days and I've to try and manage this without putting the girls out too much. The courses are new which is why I'm being offered them and if I pass them up, then whoever takes them this year will always have first option on them. It's only two years until I can put all the teaching on one day and do it while the gang are in school. It'll be 12 weeks of faff though. Confused

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/01/2011 17:51

Evenin Smile

As before, i would be much happier with a non-googlable, pfffffft thread. Mostly for the reasons Ursula so eloquently stated.

DD2 really only does an impression of wiggy the frog HmmGrin. Her only 'blow ups' are if you try and put her shoes on you get 'DO IT SELF' yelled back at you or if you call her a baby 'I NOT A BABY, I A BIG GIRL'

Well done on the teaching offer Red Smile. 2yrs sounds a long time but will fly by i'm sure. Always good to keep your fingers in lots of pies Grin

HippyHippopotamus · 13/01/2011 18:39

sorry, not here to stay, just to say a big thank you to salta Smile lots to think about..

i'll try and be back later

ps loti REST!!!!!!!

aStarWithHerOwnWays · 13/01/2011 18:41

DH has been offered a job. Fuck, we're going to have to move cities! Again. Shock Grin

blueberryboybaitonSafari · 13/01/2011 18:53

Yay fOr him Star. Where are you moving to? Smile

Exhausted DDs in bed DH drinking stupidly expensive wine I bought today. He asked for 2 bottles of a certain wine for his birthday so o went into the winery today and asked for 2 and a bottle of their special red too I went Shock when she said 'that will be £75' I blurbled at her and handed over my card, DH nearly had kittens when he saw the slip.

Will catch up in a bit as Internet like sludge

aStarWithHerOwnWays · 13/01/2011 18:55

Not sure yet, he's waiting to hear back from everyone before making a decision :)

RedLentil · 13/01/2011 19:00

Yay!!!!! Great news Star. Smile
Moving cities before school is a great thing to do.

RedLentil · 13/01/2011 19:17

The holiday sounds wonderful bbbbSmile

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/01/2011 19:40

Oh fantastic news star Smile. New job, new baby, new home - no stresses there LOL Grin, but i know you and DH will grab every opportunity and make it work Smile. In a day or so you will be Confused saying, which offer should we take? Mark my words.

BBBB glad you are having a lovely time. I reckon you have banked serious brownie points with the wine

TwilightSurfer · 13/01/2011 19:44

SECRET S ANTA ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it is what you all thought it was only more of a "for your back" one.Smile Thank you SantaCavey for sending me some relaxation. Grin Oh...too funny must share...I entered your address in little black book laptop. When finished it mapped it and LORDY it gave me the view as if I were standing in your street. Shall we talk too much information.Shock Thankfully your curtains were closed.Wink

YayMrStar!!!!

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/01/2011 19:48

I'll bet you've googled ours too? Unlucky, as they didn't actually come down our lane!

saltasaltasanta · 13/01/2011 20:22

If you do my parents house you get a photo of my dad in a cassock. Very cool indeed.

HippyHippopotamus · 13/01/2011 20:59

ooh salta, will you pm me your parents postcode please Grin

yay to mr star!!

arse! the oven buzzer is going off...

BibiBelle · 13/01/2011 21:06

just checking in Smile

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HippyHippopotamus · 13/01/2011 21:09

hey bibi.. you got that flatulence under control yet? Grin

BibiBelle · 13/01/2011 21:14

parp

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