Things you allow your children to say incorrectly because it is just too damn cute...

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DS2 says "Mummy my heart is beeping"

Dd1 (4) when she wants something, says "Mummy can I ask you a flavour?"

I asked dt2 what she would like for breakfast today, she said........serious I asume she meant cereal.

dd says 'manwalk' for personal cd player. and she was a loudspeaker in the Christmas play (narrator).

DS says he felled over and hurted his knee. He also says "stop in the name of the lord" when he is pretending to the a policeman

dd (6) says beer-o instead of bureau

we have

breffuckst for breakfast
we had aminals for AGES and I was sad to see that one go
glubs
spripes (sprouts)
roast beeps (beef, from "this little piggy")
airyplane
yawukkum (you're welcome)
I'm sure there's lots more!

Dalek bread (garlic bread)
Daddy is a Jedi (Gemini)

I have to say thanks to everyone for this thread. I can't stop laughing. And the winner is...

Farmer Christmas.

ds asks us to 'blow up my dinner' to cool it down he calls his sister 'yeah-yeah' even though he can say sarah perfectly well when he wants to!

dd calls the utility room the 'titty room' which makes me giggle

pagetti is what both of them call spaghetti

they mispronounce loads of things and i only correct if it's completely imcomprehensible as i've found they correct themselves over time anyway and i'm always so sad when they lose their baby words..... dd is amazingly eloquent and clear in her speech so the words she still gets wrong are even cuter!

I won't correct him but I reckon by next Christmas he'll be saying father christmas. Bit

rememberies

just love it

Oh, someone mentioned Dalek Bread instead of Garlic Bread...

my 2 younger ones used to say/ sometimes still say Garlics when they mean Daleks, lol

DT2 - I had a wee mum and I plushed the chains

hairmoo for elephant
Which is interesting as exh (not his daddy) used to call an elephant a mattmoo when he was little.

Beard instead of beer - Oh Mummy, you've got a beard. Thanks son!

Farmer John (our next door neighbour Father John)

Fish Fingliers

Coca Lola

Cubumber

Space room (spare room)

my niece used to call a whoopie cushion a farty packer

oh and coco coco pop pops

On the first page mogtheforgetfulcat posted about her ds i find this amazing as my ds also used to call me 'mimi' instead of mummy, and has also had trouble with pronouncing c's so he also used to say 'tat' for cat and 'tar' for car ect! i just find this absolutely amazing as i didnt think there was any other children that had the exact same speech as ds! 'mimi' was something i have never heard any other children saying to their mothers except for ds!!!! Hes over it now though!!

DD(2) also does 'mazagine'

russia bin is the rubbish bin (which I have now adopted myself)

And my fav - "at the mo-note" for "at the moment". Usually "Mummy I'm busy playing lego at the mo-note"

Gloves are Glubs
Trampoline is Tramboline
Boots are Books
Helicopter is Helitractor
Caterpiller is Piller
Motorbike is Mokarbike

We have decided to keep Glubs, and Helitractor!!

dd2 for some reason can't pronounce "mayonnaise" it always comes out "mezzenave"

and she says "abley" instead of "able to" which is quite sweet

oh, and an umbrella is an "underbrella" and a trampoline is a "jumpoline"

both of which make more sense than the real word if you think about it...