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Things you allow your children to say incorrectly because it is just too damn cute...

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schneebly · 09/01/2009 14:18

DS2 says "Mummy my heart is beeping"

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nowwearefour · 10/01/2009 19:15

popping instead of hopping. i just dread the day she says it properly

VeronicaMars · 10/01/2009 19:21

Huggle instead of cuddle and Santa lives in the North Hole!

TheArmadillo · 10/01/2009 19:38

Nice to see someone elses kid thinks that reindeers are goats. Ds is unshakeable in that

I also love
headtalkers or eartalkers for headphones
blue for glue
bsited for excited
headglove for balaclava

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LEMONADEGIRL · 10/01/2009 20:12

this has me laughing tonight, so cute.

DS 2.3 says;
de-doc - helicopter but can mean chocolate
brekmust - breakfast
bix - weetabix

just to name a few

littlemisschatalot · 10/01/2009 20:16

window screamers for windscreen wipers in the car.
hairwasher for car wash. ds aged 4

littlemisschatalot · 10/01/2009 20:16

window screamers for windscreen wipers in the car.
hairwasher for car wash. ds aged 4

bohemianbint · 10/01/2009 20:16

biskik - (biscuit)
teeny tiny bikkabix - (oatibix bitesize; look like weetabix!)

littlemisschatalot · 10/01/2009 20:18

excavator for escaltor

MadamDeathstare · 10/01/2009 20:20

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bohemianbint · 10/01/2009 20:22

Farmer Christmas
Bog a builder

lulu2 · 10/01/2009 20:31

my dd calls a question mark a dalmation mark, think she is getting mixed up with an exclamation mark.

OrmIrian · 10/01/2009 20:35

Wobbly is a small marspuila.

Zimzamzee is a relative of the monkey/

PinkChick · 10/01/2009 20:41

toe-peas used to be potatoes

claireybrations · 10/01/2009 20:53

dubba-dummy
banklit-blanket
trousels-trousers
oliver-olive
lotsofnanas-botswana
bumbuter-comput er
bouncaline-trampoline

DD also says "when I was Douggie" and "when I will be daddy" meaning when I was Douggie's (ds)age/when I'm a grown up (mummy isn't grown up enough obviously!)

She used to say My/Cai do it instead of I'll do it and help oo for help me but has outgrown those now.

VeronicaMars · 10/01/2009 21:06

Rainbrella instead of umbrella.

LindzDelirium · 10/01/2009 21:50

when DD (6) has pins and needles "Mummy my hands are frizzling" - I think frizzling is a great term for it!

Oh and the three wise men brought Gold, Frankincense and Murph!

Tidgypuds · 10/01/2009 21:53

pins & noodles

mezzer · 10/01/2009 22:07

DD (3yo) sings "blah blah black sheep" and "twinkle twinkle... upa-puh-puh-puh world so high"

I don't want her to fix it, really.

AnneOfAvonlea · 10/01/2009 22:09

Dd talks about the music on the 'radiator'

pushchair · 10/01/2009 22:13

Yes DDs say radio-ator for radiator.

Isaidno · 10/01/2009 22:23

mine both say radi - jator

misspollysdolly · 10/01/2009 23:08

cue-bum-bum is cucumber in our neck of the woods!

vess · 11/01/2009 11:20

DD says force instead or horse.

angelene · 11/01/2009 11:29

Pisgetti
Chimley is a recent one
Cri-mas - I think she was too excited to say the whole word.

Sadly she has grown out of 'bimato' and my absolute favourite - Ketchup Boys for the Pet Shop Boys!

MaryBS · 11/01/2009 18:59

Veggibles for vegetables