Things you allow your children to say incorrectly because it is just too damn cute...

[schneebly]

DS2 says "Mummy my heart is beeping"

dd2 has a much older brother. She proudly announced that he was at looney nursery when he went off to university I never corrected her - why? it was probably apt - but her nursery teacher did

bobonay - bolognese
Arkineenee - Archimedes
belarm - alarm
beprises - surprises
Wee-Wee-ka - Eureka (hence where he sees Archimedes)
Pooper - computer
There was something about did the farmer work at the pharmacy as well ...

dt1 says "sozzy mummy" if she's apologising, makes my heart melt.

DD2 plays in the 'Baby Jam', according to DD1. Also she says 'my do/get/read/eat it' instead of 'I do/get/read/eat it' but I don't correct her because it sounds like 'May I do/get/read/eat it', so everyone thinks that she is really polit when in fact she is both bossy and incorrect

Our dd cannot say V or W sounds yet.
Olivia is Olilia, very cute
Water is Botter!

lol Katie...our es couldn't say water for a long time and he called it Morter...

Oh I forgot "jam heart" for jam tart.

Milk used to be mup.

Ohh and ds1's first effort at cappucino was caffertiniwar.

Vilnilla = Vanilla
The rumble strip at the side of the road is known as "the bumble strip"

gingerbread man is my favourite of DDs she says 'mini-mini-man'

We have gone one mispronunciation further and have nuggles for cuddles which I have shamelessly reinforced cos I love it.

DD2 is six and I still have a hard time correcting her when she says "We're" instead of "Our".

Just remebered when dd (7) was little and just talking she used to call her counsin Minge...her name was Imogen.

We tried our best to cover it up, Minge's parents did not know at the time. When she spoke better it changed to Inge for a while and Inge was most upset (only 18 months older than dd).

choctan for chocolate-just cant say it properly

also par cark for car park

scrummy boy x

Ds says "Restronk" instead of Restaurant.
"haircups" instead of hiccups.

He is 4.5 so we really should correct him but it is so cute that I can't bring myself to!

Also his cousin is at Unityversity

"I want you to pick my mummy up" (to me, when dd wanted to be picked up)

I am smirking at "Minge". I really need to get out more...

bisgetti
underbrella
earlier ago
mease (for please)

Pyjamas are still nammies in our house much to DD1s annoyance-she is 9 now.
DD2-4, likes matoes and balloons are broons. Salami is slammi.
When i taught it seemed that every child talked about pisgetti and crips.

Instead of cock a doodle doo

my DD used to say

cock a cock a doo

and, in Look For The Bear Necessities

"forget about your worries and your stripes"

DD has just started saying 'blobellies' for blueberries. It makes me want to buy more just to hear her ask for them

DD has said up until recently -
Bmato (Tomato)
Bwarm (Alarm)
Bsketti (spaghetti)
Eccnnoying or bnnoying (Annoying)
Berry (very), as in I wuvv you berry much mummy
Her friend at school Abi-girl (abigail)
All which I never want her to stop saying.

DS had a favourites of mine which now at 7 are sorely missed.

Gaga (grandma) and I thought it suited her and was an appropiate name all round
Square word (swear word)

ours tend to be malapropisms

pneumatic for automatic
university for universe