Things you allow your children to say incorrectly because it is just too damn cute...

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DS2 says "Mummy my heart is beeping"

(2.5)

oh ms and ys both say comploded instead of exploded...

ds2 - hairdeecups (hiccups), 'oooh it's about my tummy' - which means he has eaten too much and feels ill.
ds3 - airpork (airport)

DD calls her Granny "Bangy" for some strange reason. Helicopters used to be "dopper dopper", elephants were "elants" for a while and slippery is still "slipperly". This year Father Christmas was "Papa Missmas" in fact we had a Missmas Tree and Missmas presents too. Oh and her Godparents live in "Singaporely"! She is slowly beginning to pronounce words correctly and I am very

DD1 could not get the hang of radiators ... she called them "ay-di-ray-di-ers"

Foreheads are still sometimes "headfores" when she's very tired.

And Burritos were tubbritos for a while too

Fank-you-W, 22 months = v cute

'martoes' for tomatos

'pizza hunt'

'hooder' hoover

Dd1 (4yrs) - normanents for ornaments. "Strictly Con Dancing" - pretty apt with all the useless vote sagas last series.

Dd2 (2yrs) - tri-an-gangle for triangle (now sadly missed). Nana Bender instead of Nana Brenda (makes me smile every time). Bottoms are always referred to as a "big fat bum" no matter whose it is or what size it may be .

Loads more which they've grown out of - I can't now remember and wish I'd written them down.

hozipal - hospital
chu-wo - Charlie and Lola
fablius - fabulous
Kingkong Spanion - King Charles spaniel

All of which we encourage rather than correct, I'm afraid...

hellypopter - helicopter

Dd (6) used to say:

mooznik (music)
mezwin (medicine)

She speaks really well now but still says 'tooken' instead of taken and we can't bear to correct her.

'I can't know' instead of I can't remember/ I don't know.
'Bubba' instead of child - dd thinks this is official terminology.
'Christmas goats' instead of reindeer
'Dadward' - she thinks this is the formal version of daddy
I 'biffed' myself - she doesn't know it's just something we say.

DS used to call my Mums bf Bum Bum, not sure why except his name begins with a B! Also used to love tweenies and would call Milo Mymatch!

dd also used to call popcorn cock porn which was funny but a touch embarrassing.

Dd2 always confused her tenses. She would say "I wilt" meaning "I won't" I cried the day she said it right
She also used to struggle with her 'w's and would say "daddy gone durk"

Loads more, I could go on all day ...

Dd3 is at that stage where is learning new words every day (17 months) - she lovingly refers to upsy daisy as "daisy doo" and anything that falls or is dropped is "all fall down". Awww ...

dd called me a 'plumsey elf' the other day after i'd said she was a clumsy oaf .

disidappear-ed

Hostable ( for hospital)
Toke (instead of took)
Boppend ( instead of bottom)

my almost 3 year old went round all christmas saying ho ho ho merry birthday.

oh yeah and he has just has chicken pops

DD1 on boys having "wellies". I know I'll have to correct her soon but atm it's just so cute and funny.

DS1 used to say 'parkner' instead of partner. And DS2 once told my father he had a 'boiled head' - we still use that one :D

dd (3) calls her toenails footnails and her toes are footfingers. She also calls her big brother Alice

ds2
Cotinder (cucumber)
tatoes (tomatoes)
pepenani(pepperami)
norter (water)