I am scared i have just been sent a mysterious parcel which i open and there are holes punched inthe lid as if to let something breathe wtf is it?????

[FrannyandZooey]

help

open it!

open it and find out

ohhh get it opened

does it smell?

Oh, how exciting! Are you expecting a parcel, alive or otherwise?

Is it meowing ? or chewing madly at the sides to get out and bite you ?

it does smell
i don't want to open it
wtf is it???

OPen it.... How big is it?

Open it in the garden.

it will be a plant.

lol why is this in parenting? fear has made me hamfisted i think

It could be one of those butterfly farm things.... They send you caterpillars by post.

(btw I haven't seen you here for ages ...hi! )

Giant african snails I bet

either a plant

or a frog

it's about 5 inches cubed
in a cardboard box that says freezer 64 pro
with holes punched in the lid

stick insects?

oh FUCKING HELL you had to say snails
well that's it i can't open it now

aaaargh stick insects
hate them too

fish food that has to be kept frozen. They sell that at our fisheries. Do you have fish?

oh it could be dead mice!
yummy!
open it!!!!!
let us know!!!

why would someone send you an animal???

just open it

who sent your THOSE?

fish food that has to be kept frozen. They sell that at our fisheries. Do you have fish?

It might be a beautiful corsage that has been kept cool and lovely so that it arrives perfect and gorgeous

Or a tarantula maybe

have you asked your dh if he has ordered anything?