Funny things your toddler has said

[Mumtobabyhavoc]

I thought it would be fun to share those little gems here.
Mine recently rubbed my pregnant belly and said, "Baby!" Then, without missing a beat touched my boob and exclaimed, "Booby!" 😵‍💫
And: while I was using the toilet came over to me, patted my leg and said, "Good job!" 👏

Got any to share? 😊

Thanks for posting
@KStockHERO what were the reactions to that???
@Scirocco read your post early morning and had to pull my blankie up over me. 😬
@Rosesanddaffs sounds like your new saying! 😄
@CattingAbout Me: Havoc, did you go poo-poo? Havoc: Don't talk to me, mummy. 🤦‍♀️
@Cuwins awww, I like that. Sweet and simple. 🥹

@Mumtobabyhavoc The lady just kind of looked from toddler to me and back again with her mouth hanging open while I tried to laugh it off and look completely normal (i.e. not at all like a kidnapper).
Fortunately, his mum came back pretty sharpish and I tried to keep the "don't kids say the funniest things" vibe going but I'm not sure the checkout lady was convinced. I half expected to be arrested in the car park.

My son (2y 7m) "that's a bone in a present"

It was a tampon in its wrapper😂

DD1, who maybe isn't a toddler anymore, being nearly 4, but never mind... "But we need burglars, to take away things we don't want."

(She's been reading Mog but not sure she's understood it!)

Edited to avoid the impression of a child genius: when I say "reading", I mean choosing to have it read to her.

Saying goodbye, DC-style.

"Goodbye Daddy! I miss you!"
"Goodbye neighbour! I miss you!"
(looks at me) "Bye".

It's nice to feel wanted.

@KStockHERO

😂😂😂

Oh god 🤦‍♀️😂

DC wants a puppy. I am now getting bribed with things ranging from delicious snacks to empty cardboard boxes to successful toilet trips, all of which are followed by: "Puppy now please mummy".

We are categorically not getting a puppy.

@Scirocco your dc sounds very clever! A negotiator, for sure!!! 😃

Had Havoc with me for errands today. DC disappeared down one of the aisles and when reappeared was carrying a cardboard display box of mini flashlights (torches) proclaiming: Mummy, look! These are amaaaazing! 😂
Me: Those are nice! Now, let's put them back where they belong... 😅

@Scirocco I do wonder, though: had you been mentioning a fondness for cardboard boxes? 🧐😂
It's fascinating how the dc think, isn't it? 🩷

Toothpaste is now called "brush your teeth please": "Mummy, pass the brush your teeth please, please?"

Awww @Scirocco There is good logic there!

Toddler logic is the best logic.

Putting Havoc to bed:
Me: let's have a hug and a cuddle.
Havoc: settle down, Mummy.
🤦‍♀️😢

Yesterday DD announced happily 'I live on planet earth'!

DS threw a toy at a class we went to and accidentally hit another mum on the side of her face.

DS: "Oh - sorry about your face!"

Aww, @CattingAbout at least the apology was there. (A literal one!)

We got back to the car after a trip out. DC hugged the car and exclaimed: "Oh car! I missed you!"

My DD (2) currently loves singing twinkle twinkle but can’t quite say all the words right. My favourite line is “up abah the world so high, like a donut in the guy”

Love it! Hope you have managed to record that one.

My DS (not long turned 2) told my very reserved parents last week that "Mummy doesn't have a penis" and then proceeded to ask "does Granny have a penis? Does Grandpa have a penis?" (We've been potty training of course!)

I was having a bath and Havoc wandered into the bathroom (as little ones do) and stared at me for a second then said, "I like your boobies, mummy."

Me: 😵‍💫 They make milk for baby.
Havoc, thinking... then says, "That's very kind of them, mummy." and walks away.
🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

My 3 yo has started copying my muted, child-ized version of road rage. So he's playing nicely with his cars and then suddenly I hear a "Bro! Come on, bro!" 😂😂😂

We were up and half 4 last week to take Daddy to the airport. Now he keeps asking me to turn the sky off 🤣 I am using this to my advantage at bedtime.

If my two year old sees my breasts she bursts into laughter. Not terribly complimentary (you were keen enough on them two years ago, madam).

Aww, that's very sweet of Havoc!