are mumsnetters generally miserbale kill joys

[LaCod]

cos it seems so to me

" i cna timaghine why boys liek to thump somthing with a stick" ( see pinata thread
god what planet are you ON

Seems to to me, too.

Some of the threads take my breath away.

Have not seen pinata thread.

stick thumping seems fun to me, let alone a small boy.

Oh yes I think so, well I am, and everyone else is just like me, so that's a yes, then

Have whack the rat instead. With real rats....

obviously
[adjusts pince-nez, pats bun]

(nb have you been watching the Swap threads? two pushchairs offered in 'flemenco' and 'bugglegum', hun...)

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you are utter fuckers
no chocolate no sweets no fruit shoots
no nothign
no pinatas oh no
no gender specific tosy
no guns
no fun

" oh no we knit otters out of sawdust they LOVE it"

lol cod i just posted on that thread, i agree with you, pinatas are fab, my boys always have them at their parties

and yet yhe kdis are all nutters who dont sleep and tantrum

Oh dear (Peachy worried now as lanning an entry in carnival next year that involves boys dressed a Pinata and me as a Mexican with a big stick- will I get lynched)

Blimey! I can't believe it's Cod asking the question. I was fully expecting it to be a comment about her.

badger i am trying to give up the for sale threads

my girls love pinatas.

lol at F&Z

otters

sawdust

yes indeedy

lol @ 'utter fuckers'

ah, welcome back fishy one...care for a joyful hug ?

we are having a pinata for DS this year.. and he;s not even having a party !

and the WRST ONE EVER was " why do kdseat crap at parties"
oh JESUS WEPT nad HAD A PDADDY

go on

go nd be ofended yu tosser i dont care

utterly fuckerly

there are some intensely weird parenting views put forward as normal on here. and then everybody else shuts up or agrees and you think god maybe everyone I know is actually getting it wrong. that way madness lies

AND THE ONE" I NEVER AM DURNK WHEN MY KDI IS AWAKE"

YOU NEVER HAVE MORE THAN ONE GLASS OF WINE?????????????????????
yOU UTTER MARTYRS TO PARENTING

Oh FFS cod don't be so farking stupid

Otters are protected. You have to knit ferrets nowerdays

I love thumping but that's because I'm Irish

ill farking knit your ferret