calling all ponces - whast the MOST poncey activity you ahev ever heard of a kid doing

[CodHun]

i ll suggest my kdis golf lesosn before any other bugger does..

oh kdi upt he road had a strethc limo for his 6th birthday
they his siter was carsick
lolol

shit ofrgot to post
xxx

oh coem ON htis is ripe for ammo

DD2 had a synchronised swimming lesson this weekend. Does that count?

fanbaldrdy tastic
w elldone what dos he wear?

is pony club poncey?

yes SOLD

DD is 2 and already goes to holisitic play sessions, dancing and swimming every week. I am a helicopter, PFB, poncey pushy mother.

French lessons.

Stretch limo?

That's not poncey, that's chavvy.

Get your facts straight, hun.

Golf and stretch limos are naff not poncey

HOLISTIC PLAY SESSIONS>
WTF
DO they play wiht ALL of thei being

si there a woman in loose yoga pants and a dangly headband?

You ought to run a ponce of the year show. You have such good ponce radar.

A friend of a friend has allegedly sent her son aged 10 to Mandarin classes. Without any chinese heritage or impending secondment to shanghai, don't you think that is poncey?

i took DD to baby signing
am i a ponce?

hmm the strethc limo ,um is very strgith
very out of character.
golf is ridicullous
xxx

Golf pretty poncey for a child.

mandarin
KER CHING
top of the charts atm

dd has golf next week

she's also going to a very poncey pub for a friend's bday next week too - whatever happened to ball pits full of wee?

french lessons are fab for LO's!

btw, its not my DD who goes to pony club (i only have ds's)

my son (7) told me the book I was reading looked a bit 'vulgar'. It was wicked by gregory maguire - looks no way vulgar (what a ponce!)

( god wait till the mum takes kdi to chinese restaruantat and says " go on algernon go on ask in mandarin")

They all wear matching swimhats. She learned to raise one leg gracefully out of the water a la Esther Williams and to do a backwards somersault underwater. Was well impressed. Olympics here we come.

my DS attend Jehovah Witness meetings every 2nd Sunday with his little suite (kin-of) on.....

Since he 16 months old... he is now 7!

Does that count...

He still has no idea wft it is all about

OMG I LOVE thaT

goid the swimming gets it as it has an OUTFIT

I nominate dd's last b/day thing which was a cookery session in a converted barn making their own lunch using only organic ingredients

Last week dd went to a birthday party straight after school held in a nearby park. The two host mums arranged for all children to be transported from school to the park via rickshaw (there were 4 to shuttle children to the site).

Poncetastic!