Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

[LetUsPrey]

How's this everywench?

I think you may be right, so it's the loophole for me tonight and I choose this one

anne - i am with you on that T-shirt. Not at the same time mind, don't get the wrong end of the stick - I have no interest in a threesome unless it's with 2 men (Thursday nights excepted cos Aramis is as good as two men, so that's like a foursome, right madame?)

Why thank you minty

Evening wenches.

Welcome Finola - help yourself to bar snacks. Several varieties of nuts on offer.

Aramis and AramiSanti
Dog/Athos/Trev a long way behind in no particular order

Henry Cavill you'd think would be a yes, but I'm saying no. I'm sure the poor love's devastated.

Cinn that's my usual way of dealing with lots of stuff to do. Arse sitting and biscuit eating.

Feel like someone's poured concrete into my head so I think I need an early night.

Don't kick me out of the wench hood, but I'm so knackered I may struggle to bring my A game tonight. And for that reason, my loophole choice is Lancelot. Chivalry is probably all I'm good for tonight - he can run me a bath full of bubbles, carry me upstairs & scrub my back for me. If he's feeling energetic he can go & slay a dragon or two after tucking me up in bed. A good night's sleep & waking up to a scruffy & grubby Lancelot should get me back on form.

Everyone's entitled to a Lancelot now and then Fancy, so don't feel bad, you won't have to leave.
And I can certainly sympathise after last night. I don't suppose that I will be taking too much out of the good Father tonight (fnar), so you might like to have a go on him tomorrow.

I may need to head for the hayloft shortly.

That's mighty generous of you fluff, swappsies tomorrow then? I'm not holding my breath for much W&P FAFness given how Anatole & Andrei finished the last ep

That's a lovely Lancelot fancy. No one could be blamed for fancy (nto) ing a night with him.

In which case I might opt for Vronsky to keep me company.

Time for bed to actually recover properly.

Loop hole. Looks like Vronsky is all that's left. .. Not complaining but abit like Fancy, not at my best.

Anywench with the Watch channel who wants to do an un-obvious rewatch - S1E1 is on at 10.20 tonight. Start rehearsing the "oh look what's on, that's a surprise, might as well watch it"

I, however, am knackered and am off to the Hayloft. Probably stuff myself with Paella when I get there.

Night fabulous wenches - you're all wonderful x

Ooiiiiiiii Morelike!!!! I don't even have Aramis for the next two days as I promised him to Sparks as a special gift.

Swappsies tomorrow works for me Fancy. Best to think ahead re Anatole and Andrei - you may still be a little jaded but you still want a man with all his appendages

Oh that explains why Sparks isn't here then 😂

Benjamin anne?

Are we restating boffing order?

Athos / Tom Burke in any and every incarnation
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MFW Trev
Kingy (but only Dirty Kingy, or from the look of it Rock Star Kingy. And only when he is in confident swaggering mode, not petulant bastard mode.... So rarely Kingy if I'm honest)

Porthos was in there in S1 but I've gone off him. the slip ons

Speaking of petulant, there are some pretty nasty so called fans on Twitter eh? Need to get a grip and stop looking like jealous, mean and slightly batshit women. Because all the bitching will of course make JessP do something for those loyal and dedicated fans .

Kingy has moved quite high up my boffing order now! But as you say, Bea only rock star kingy (so not actually Kingy at all...)

True fluff, alhough I may have a spare appendage somewhere Not those ones you fility perverts

Quite MrsB, nothing but quiet dignity in here

Im also off to bed with my horrendous cold.

comtesse you must translate those wenglish sweary phrases for me tomorrow...

W&P watch here tomorrow eve?

Oh and URGENT URGENT please can someone start a new thread?!

Night night wenches xxx

Dear God (sorry Father, yes of course I will do penance) Fancy that is glorious! Might take him and Lancelot tomorrow night

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Night madame - definite yes to W&P watch tomorrow.

Am up to date with D83 now comtess, so hope to join you in that corner before long for a catch up?

Yr union beth chimod Fancy

Bit pissed, looking forward to getting into bed. Just had a text asking if various friends can stay to which I've said fine as long as no one wakes me up.

Pen- Coc is dickhead Madame
Min dwr harder to explain. Sort of 'limp dick' or technically 'watery excuse' . The pride stung my eyes as they traded insults yn onest

Looking forward to W&P tomorrow.

PMSL @ 'watery excuse' . Must remember that one

Erm, is that a date then comtess? I don't have much faith in internet welsh translations?

Morning all

Did Finola want a tour, or did you all scare her away?

This is the Tavern.
erm. ok?

No? Ok. Um...
This is the main bar/tavern. Everything is faily easy to brush/wipe/hose down for cleaning, except the Chaise. It gets sticky. Deal with it. There is a bottle of febreze behind the bar, plus a blowtorch if it's really bad. If you blow-torch it then you re-cover it. There is a roll of material somewhere.

Tables are provided for drinking, eating, sleeping, card games, and being bent over one way or the other. Bear in mind the HBFs' preferred place setting arrangement as as previously discussed. (Athos will ignore their presence so you may get cutlery stuck to you, but he will politely hand you back your underwear when you're done; Aramis will clear a place setting to make it more comfortable for you; Dog will knock everything onto the floor enthusiastically, and Porthos will break the table.)

The Bar stocks many speciality drinks - feel free to invent more. Don't touch the Fuzzy Tom, it's mine needed for the infirmary. The Bar also contains a large basket of Grips, for those who need to get one. Anne has helpfully restocked in on the next thread.

The door behind the biohazard warnings is the infirmary for illing wenches. It is regularly attended by our in house Doctors. Dr Athos will attempt to cure all illnesses with alcohol (or administer anaesthetic with his fist). Mr Aramis will deal with surgical problems.

The Nursery is through there - the dangling wine bottles are a mobile for the babies to look at, ok? Do not drink the contents

Oh - and there whould always be Whisky in stock for VIP visitors.