Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

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How's this everywench?

Go on then comtesse what happened with ds2 and cunt t shirt girl?

Morning wenches.

Happy Birthday (possibly belated?) to your DS Madame

I'm just at the tail end of my cold

Had delicious meal out last night with BestFriend.

Thanks letus, it was a couple of weeks ago. My mum is arriving for the weekend in a bit.

Morning.
Christ I am so ill. I can't remember ever been this ill.
Get wells to Madame and LetUs and anyone else who is poorly.

Yes, Bads, I think he should have done 8. They are not that far into the book and there's an awful lot of important stuff to cover.

Oh obs...do you need to go back to the dr?
I'm feeling shit today too

Oh Obs you'll get there, just don't try to rush it. It's horrid when you've got that feeling that you're never going to feel better.

Badderz - how's the extraction site? Calmed down?

Does this help?

Afternoon ladies or shall I use "wenches".? CBA to read the whole thread. Just have one question that surely you will know the answer to. When is series 3 starting? Watching W&P is just not enough.

I think so but not sure
Think it's still oozing
Gum is all Grey and white which I guess is normal?
Feeling quite bluergh though

We dont know either finola! Soon we hope / imagine.

So the tradition here is to ask you for your musketeer cast boffing order...though if you like w&p I imagine your top slot is for athos, as it were?

"Slot"

Well, in the spirit of openess...

1. D'Artagnan
2. Athos
3. Porthos
4. Aramis.

But would be more than happy to entertain a mixture of the above .

Finola...welcome
You are welcome to 1,3 and 4
Id stay away from 2
narrows eyes

Yep, Im happy with that too finola

Afternoon!

Hope you're feeling better Madame. Poor you Bads - that doesn't sound great re the grey gums 😬.

Watching the MCFC v Leicester match. It's a belter and I'm not much of a footie fan.

Finola - thanks for showing your working with the answer. Your get extra marks for that

Thank you Comtess, Badders and Madame. Have I, erm, been given permission for entry?

Of course! Mother Superior is the barlady and will serve you whatever you like. The chaise is a bit dirty, you may want to sit somewhere else. helen will probably give you the full tour later.

For the first time ever the football has been left on over switching over to the rugby! Only for ten mins but still!

Finola - settle in and make yourself at home.

Oh, bloody Aguero.

Yes. Thanks LetUs!

Me too Comtess. Cracking football.

Welcome Finola.
Good luck trying to get on any of the rotas. I don't think you stand a chance, but fun trying!

Rotas? What the Jeff have I signed up for?

Not for Aramis, of that I can asure you.

Welcome and make yourself at home.

Wenches, astounding reports coming your way soon of wench escapades.