Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

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How's this everywench?

Helloooo

Has anyone got a copy of the Swagger101 entrance exam paper for finola?

Have been following on socieeel meeedja. Causing quite a stir it seems!!!

There is only a rota for Team Aramis Fin. The Athos team runs more of an ongoing war of attrition re who is first in the queue (it's me by the way), Team Dog seem to be the sharing types and Team Porthos only has two wenches who are very liberal in their attitude to threesomes. It's really best not to ask about Team Cardinal.

Ah Rugby. I very much love the Six Nations. #thighs #arms

Am also thoroughly enjoying Twitter right now. #wencheswintheinternet

Morning wenches. Erm afternoon.

Need tea......

I get the feeling I'm missing something here....
Twitter is confusing me

Did someone say thighs?

I need to catch up with the thread while I refuel......

comtess - please do tell about cunt-T-shirt girl fallout, in a quiet voice if that's ok with you though?

, hope all are feeling better soon. Good luck with your mum Madame

fin welcome, always good to see a new face, even one who's taste appears to be less than top notch. In the spirit of reciprocity, my list is:

Aramis

Dog
Trev
Although those two may switch positions

Are we restating boffing order? 'K

Tom in any variation of stripey waistcoat/hat/checked shirt/tartan suit/blue cardi/worn out black jacket/sweaty armpit/luffly paunchy tummy combo
CAPTAIN Athos (OMFG you are in for a treat team Ath)
Paris Tom

God I'm so predictable

Except when utterly shitfaced & blinded by charm....

An entrance exam you say? Here's hoping it is a practical with any Musketeer that just happens to be sauntering by.

Waves to all in thanks for the welcome.

I think it's more a continuous assessment test - can you consistently find the filth in innoccuous situations & comment appropriately. Or should that be inappropriately?

New thread anyone?

Go for it obs

Can we work into the new thread title that new members may apply....especially producers' lurking but very welcome husbands?

So no practical. Oh well, worth a try.

Find filth in the most mundane of situations. Now that I can manage.

finola I like you already, are you ready for a parp?

wenches!! Not read back, will catch up. Had a bit of nasty news that knocked me but I'm back again like a boomerang

welcome Finola I'm Minty or Eva or MintyEva! Team Dog are quite sharing....well...we don't have a rota and no exploding versions to fox other wenches with. It's a bit batshit in here but it's a lovely place.

Off to RB.

Doo iitttt obs

Good idea sparks, we do like to spread TM love in here - we take our inspiration from Aramis for that.

Well if you can manage that fin you'll do fine

Errrrr....Rotas for imaginary time with the musketeer of your choice.

Look, it seemed perfectly rational at the time, honest.

No wait! Come baaaaack!

Oops that ^ was in response to finolas qu about rotas. Didnt see that extra page...

Think I'm caught up. Badders. You'll look all kinds of wenchy sexy in your specs, plus no removing them to get up close with Athos!

for poorly wenches.

And now would seem to be a good time to mention that tech ineptitude, crossposting and general confusion are all desired wench attributes. It demonstrates that your mental energy is focussed on shameless fangirling and general perving.

And if you can find a picture worth licking so much the better

General perving you say?

Boy here has just shouted 'pen-coc' and 'min dwr' at his brother in an argument. I'm a bad parent. I was delighted to hear fluent wenglish
in rage and fury . Haven't reprimanded as such.

How's everyone's heads?