Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

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How's this everywench?

Fabulous x-post, Fancy

Ah wenches

Oh, and thank you comtess . I'm very much enjoying your W&P comments on the other thread - I can practically hear the strain of not perving in your comments.

'Dogging' - how apt cinn

are you enjoying the earlier Santi pics?

Yall better not be leaving the wench w&p sunday watch for the telly addicts thread, kay??

Oh and the Hackett ad is fabulous. TB giving it the full fuck off eyes and getting paid for it. Love it

Cinn

Madame would I dare abandon ship?

Fucking great TB watch day - Hackett ad, new radio play, waistcoat pic, etc etc.

Bless

No chance madame, I fear there may be nothing left for me to perve over on Sunday though due to the dwindling number of body parts of my favourite characters

Morning all.

FML Wenches - if I ever even imply that I'm considering using nail varnish, would someone please punch me so hard I'll wish they'd kicked me? Woke up some time in the night with two fingers glued together by nail varnish, and now have to try and see if I have any remover in the house (I have a vague feeling I might have seem some in a drawer somewhere) I really should have know better. Still at least it's clear - last time I tried using red varnish it looked like I'd been tryign to disembowel someone with my fingernails and DH had to go next door and borrow some remover for me while I swore viciously in the bathroom.

And DS came in at 5:30am....... Morninng Norah)

Ds2 came in and started reading his star wars book to me at 6.50
Sigh
Loved tom in the add. Not enough tom, obv, and too much tom Bateman grinning like a serial killer but.....

Oh helen!

Tom was in an advert? When? Where?

Madame - here www.youtube.com/watch?v=vra8A651cSQ&app=desktop some advert for the spnsor of something film-retaed or summat. #Clueless and can't be bothered checking!

need to do shower and school run...

Morning wenches. Loved all the AramiSanti pics

Helen - hope you are now unstuck, Obs hope the ABs have kicked in.

Early rising DC, aren't they great? No, no they're not.

Still, it's Friday and I'm thinking Blue Sash Of Sex....

Have fab days wenches x

Morning wenches for all those who got woken up too early

helen

s3 is getting closer Squuueeeeeee!

Am unstuck, with two strangely unvarished nails....

Laters....

Don't worry Helen it will be fine.

For Tom Hardy fans

Wenches.
Today I am officially an old woman
Not only am I losing teeth...I have to have...sob...varifocals!!!
It's over!
All over!
It'll be elasticated waists and orthotic shoes next....
Think kindly etc....

Obs...he does nothing for me, sorry
Have you seen the new pics of Tom?
Checks and stripes!? Hmmmmm

Afternoon wenches.

Obs are you taking it easy and keeping up with your ABs?

Badderz - I've got varifocals (after a fashion - it's a long and boring story involving a complicated prescription). Shag a musketeer - that'll keep you young!

Tom Hardy seems an alright person to me from what I read. I very much appreciate the sentiment

Great Tom photos from last night. Also fucking hilarious orange squeezing suit photos. He can squeeze my oranges anytime etc etc.

Also that video about the pantaloons!?! Hilarious. Must've been quite pissed surely?

For those who haven't seen it, can't link but look at my Twitter. Or Susanne's which is the source of all good info.

I'm off out with two young blond heartthrobs tonight. twinnos. Ds4 on sleepover, Mr C on a work do. So boys, ds3's Gf and I have decided to go out for a Chinese and pick over 'the breakup' of ds2 and his gf this week. It's the girl with the cunt t-shirt if anyone remembers that. It's highly intricate and revolves around a lot of Instagram comments and him getting 'fucked off with her attitude' . Should be great! Will report back in full.

Just seen an advert for W&P "concludes this Sunday".
What?
How are they going to fit so much of the book into one episode?

Yes it's a 6 parter obs though Andrew Davies has said he wishes he had made it an 8 parter...

Well hellllooooooooooo wenches!!!!!

WHO WANTS A SNOG? No, still not you Vinnie.

I may have been out. There may have been wine. Aramis is in for a treat tonight!

Ah. When you go on Twitter and find out where everyone else was out to. I don't think you'll all be too interested in my Chinese eh. .

Morning all. I have a stinking cold and it's ds's birthday party tomorrow

We couldnt all go comtesse