Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

[LetUsPrey]

How's this everywench?

Helen, your Tav A-Z is inspired

Those 2 whiskeys have a permanent place on the bar until they are required

Perfect Helen.

Sparks, that's because I'm 'hilarious' and I 'do comedy' FACT. I was told.

The Wench Commune is also taking shape. We did consider Italy and Spain, but are undecided on its final location. We all have skills that we can bring.
Anyone with RL nonsense is encouraged to remember that they could always run away to the commune and thus away from TB's, problems, or when it all gets a bit too much.

The nursing home is also an option so as old ladies we can sit and chat and laugh and perve and talk about what dirty wenches we were in our yoof. Afternoon tea is served on the trolley and pre-dinner drinks include as many cocktails as possible, the dirtier names the better: 'slippery nipple' and 'suck bang & blow' are 2 favourites.

AREET THERE FUCKERSZ?!?!

I'm so proud of my wenchies for not being batshit and for being super cool and fucking IN THERE.
Anyway.
If you want my boff list, it's on the new thread.

I'm in a weird mood today. A bit grumpy, a bit down and a bit excited. Weird.
ILYA. Xx

Morning.

Superb Tav guide there Helen, especially the point about the doilies .

I see the twatterstorm has yet to die down. I suspect some are lurking / reading . We are actually very lovely, and very normal, and very caring and VERY lucky. And happy to welcome new folk.

Oh and over here it's spelt whisky with no e. Unless it's Irish whiskey they like?

No we aren't. We are fucking ace.
Ok.
Join in and you are welcome, but we will bite you if you start.

Morning wenches, feeling a little more alive this morning, no need for Lancelot to slay any dragons today, except euphemistically.

Fab Tav guide helen - inspired addition of the well, made me chuckle

I should think we stock both kinds MrsB? Think all the whiskey refs are just because of the next thread title?

God I fucking hate doilies.
It's the only thing about my mum that I don't like. Makes me want to vom.

Twitter at his mad'ist.

Should I go & look obs? I can't navigate the twittersphere, it baffles me. Maybe I'll just stay here and admire the pretty?

Right

let's

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helen

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out