Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

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How's this everywench?

Sorry to hear you've had a shocker Mint .

Some bastard must have spilt their drink on me last night as the back of my new silk top has a big stain on it - so it can't have been me. My head is OK TY Comtess, I do appear to have injured my leg falling over however.

It's OK, it wasn't in front of Musketeers....

Minty hope everything is OK.

The Rota isn't imaginary. Anyone coming anywhere near it will soon discover that. But it's fiiiine, I can see from your Boffing List that that won't be an issue.

I might have some new additions to my list. Same top 4 or 5, I'm just bringing in some extras. Ryan's the only one I can publish on here. That's Ryan, not the King.

Thanks Comtess. Wenglish Arguing is indeed a proud moment

Have kicked my hangover to the curb.

Boffing order:
Aramis/half naked Aramis/Monk Aramis (hotter than you can even imagine)
Vronsky Santi- never has a man been so hot without actually doing anything.
Father Vega Santi - forbidden and therefore faffer than FAF.

Santi in every other incarnation ever.

Dog/Trev interchangeable based on necessity for some snogging on the chaise and authorative Anne or some Minister for War down and dirty.

I feel illustration may be necessary.

OMFG that was the best night out of my life.
Have not RTFT other than to note that we are allowed to say

etc

so I stopped and did a tesco shop on the drive home (other supermarkets are available) and am now burning cooking fish for tea. Not over an open fire surrounded by HBFs sadly. Such is Real Life.

do we have a newbie?

Will RTFT..................... promise.............

Thanks Sparks Our neighbour who has been like a gran to MrMinty and the family died suddenly Wednesday but we had been with her over the weekend after she had two falls. It's just quite sad.

My boffing order is:
Dog
Aramis
Athos
Porthos

Ryan is hot when not wearing more lace than a Nan's sofa!!

Sorry to hear about your neighbour minty, sounds like you need a stiff drink. Here, have mine, think I'll pass this evening. As I said to elk this morning, my mouth feels like there's a Frenchman living in it (Blackadder ref). And sadly such Frenchman is not Aramis. Or even Dog or Trev.

Good illutration of cross posting - I was aiming to lick the Dog pic, but missed & licked Father Vega - c'est la vie

Good summary of the Dog/Trev dilemma anne - think I may not feel up to authoritative Trev tonight.

Ooh some list additions sparks? Agree about Ryan, very charming & funny may need to slip my heels off first

Right, I'm off out for a 'date night' with Mr C shortly. Hate that phrase actually.

Do you think JP realises that she's fucked off a lot of the 'other' fans? 😬 ?

Ref Chinese:

Basically a girl at the gym kept putting comments on L's IG account .... Mostly just gym talk but ClitTGirl (not cunt, was tshirt saying 'suck my clit' , sorry got my 'C' words muddled) got upset with it all and kept accusing him of flirting with her, yadda yadda, usual. I said ' well she needs to trust you' etc and then it was revealed by ds3's gf that he'd snogged the gymgirl last weekend 'by mistake'. Oh.

Anyway, ClitT has 'dumped him', ds2 now wants to get back with her and they're all off to a party together tonight! Great fun! 'Pen-Coc' argument about who is wearing whose jeans. .

Happy days.

thanks Fancy is Ryan a little bit petite?

Evening all. At the airport. Delayed. Bloody amazing night. As ever. Loved up.

Have a nice evening Comtess

Good idea Sparks about including some info for watching husbands.

I often say 'new thread'. It's just a reminder that SOMEONE needs to start thinking about it. Christ, we've had enough close calls over the years: no thread, double threads, all sorts.
Not necessarily me! Anyway on my phone, I can start one, but can't link it to the old. This is why I don't start one very often.

So let's get going on thinking about what naughty subtleties we can put in new thread title.

Thanks, sounds complicated comtess, hope it all works out! Have a lovely night out with MrC

Not unduly petite Minty - but I had heels on & he didn't

Hey sparks, your'll have to get in the queue for Ryan
I've been a Kingy and Ryan lover from day 1. I just think he's utterly superb.
Lurky even put me on the Kingy Team in her video, forgetting that I was Athos really.

For newbies my boffing order is:

Athos
Aramis
Dog
Kingy(not really fancying, it's just I adore his acting/him so much)

It's OK Obs, he's lovely but he's so far down the list that it's unlikely ever to happen.

because those near the top of the list so ARE likely, of course

You talked about chinese food, now I have a takeaway on order.

It's blowing a gale here, hope that's not delaying your plane, Lyndie. Took forever to get home from our impromtu central London tourist mini-meet.

Have got loads of stuff to do and one day off to do it. So as is traditional, I will sit on my arse and eat biscuits until about 4pm, then run round like a loon.

My boffing order : everyone except the Cardinal and Vinnie, singly and together.

Haven't seen Liv here recently - the thread has been remarkably free from pictures of a super-annuated stick insect

Comtess, I think she may have made an error of judgement about how it would be received.

Is there a Henry Cavill queue? this may be of interest

Hellooooo!!!!!! Fecking awful hungover day of total tech failure. I hate this new-fangled stuff! Think I've managed to save the pictures porn important stuff.
Fabulous night last night but paying the price today. And it seems to have started a proper shitstorm on twitter!
Welcome Finola. You're obviously of a robust disposition as you didn't run away when the first post after your lovely hello was a description of holes in nasty gums! Stick with us, it's not always like that.
As for the boffing list, the first three of Anne's please, in no particular order. I need go no further.

Henry Cavill cinn? he's quite nice clothed too

fluff! Was beginning to worry - hungover from too much wine or too much FAF?

I would shag him just for wearing that tshirt.

What I really would like to tweet is:

'And this my dear citizens of Paris is why you will never be in attendance.'

It's really nobodies business how the Tav got involved, much the same that other fan groups have exposure in different ways. And you know what, all the joking aside good luck to them.

And the boys are really not feeling all the PA stuff flying Jess' way.

You all looked amazing :)

Thank you Mrs Cake
A bit of both probably Fancy, but mainly the utter utter FAFness of Aramonk
Who would have thought that man could look any more phwoarrrr?!

FAF exhaustion is only cured by bed rest with a HBF, I hear!