Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

A or B helen, A or B. there is no option C of friends leading to something else.

[anneyaramis]

there are no loop holes Helen!!

Go and pack!

[anneyaramis]

Thank you Fancy. Exactly.

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

That's easy Anne one night of mind blowing sex

[ElkCameUponHerMusketeer]

SEX!!!

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Ok, well I'll take the life-long friendship thing then.
(And watch my heart get smashed to smithereens from unrequited lust love)
Maybe I should go with the single mind blowing night....
No, I'll take the friendship. But I may change my mind. If I ever finish packing.
Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Good decisive responses from ww and elk there!

[anneyaramis]

WW and Elk are in the gutter with me

[anneyaramis]

Question 2: if you had to give one up forever would you give up sex or oral sex ?

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Oral

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Am packed and working

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Hope you're finished soon helen

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Morning all!

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Fucking hellfire wenches. The trousers. The trousers!



Happy Christmas indeed!!!!

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Morning comtess - have you been busy drooling over the TB pic tonight?

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Ah, cross post. I see you have

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

So, on one hand, fucking cross that I've missed initial storm of Tom Dolokhov Fuck-me-now-ery on Twitter.

On the other hand, oooof. The trousers. And that shirt and and and

Again on one hand I bought fuckloads of paper half price in Waitrose and have wrapped the lot!!! Go me!

On the other hand I'm cooking a ham which absolutely had to be done tonight and I can't go to bed yet for health and safety reasons ref said ham.

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Anne -

Love the questions....

1. fuck or friend....
   
   Defo the night of fantastic sex, I've got loads of friends
   
   
   
2. Very very tricky to answer. Will think on.

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Ah! Morning Fancy

I wouldn't say 'drooling' more gawping and zooming

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

So do we get a compendium of Santibury answers? Or do we have to guess?

[BarkThePuppyDogHowled]

Not sure about the jacket ..... But once the clothes are off .......

[BarkThePuppyDogHowled]

...,

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Also helen when are you off away?

elk trouble with bringing up baby in the Ways of Wench mean she's inevitably going to have attitude in abundance. You reap what you sow.