Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Attacking them seems a bit harsh. Feeding them not so harsh.

I have done nothing all day. DH has announced he will be popping with the DC to his mothers tomorrow, I feel there is an expectation that I will do something.

Ds3 has fallen asleep and I have put him to bed. Praying he doesn't wake up as I suspect he will then be awake all night.

Dh has taken ds to see dr for his poor eye.
I am planning on going to bed shortly
Just had enough today
send Athos up asap would you?

I have finished work!!!!! Well, the BoringOfficeJob incarnations anyway, the other variety never finishes.

I have also let bank and mobile know I am going to HotSunnyForeignParts over New Year and abandoning the house to the DPs tender mercies. (Bet they won't clean it. Hope they don't, I'd be mortified)

Still need to finish wrapping and pack for ILs for xmas FMRidiculouslyBusyLife.

Issy re DS2 head, though glad he's ok.
Elk [fwine] (that last one was mulled, I've decided. but MN aren't doing wine with a Santa hat. Boring MNHQ )
Madame [valium] etc.

Xmas TV - Dr Who on Xmas day BBC1 5pm, Fungus the Bogeyman, 27th Dec Sky1 that's about all I've been able to focus on. Plus W&P in the new year. Need to try and clear Luther off the box, and more BlindSpots as well. And delete 10 million x Gumball/PowerRangers/Spongebob/etc etc usin gthe excuse "We need to make room for Dr Who"

So, I must put washing on, so it will only be slightly damp tomorrow morning...

Laters

Is ds ok now!? I missed that!

I'm here!!
God, I've missed loads. I won't repeat all your comiserations/congratulations but will just send snogs and cwtchs to all wenches in need.

Keep your chins up, we're nearly there. Only two more sleeps.

Issy, I love the Watercress line. Hope ds is ok.

Elk, I can't believe the sippy cup thing and more importantly that you haven't sat down!! This is very bad. You must rest wench.

Thanks for reminder of tv scheduling Anne and Helen.

When are you off until Helen?

I have been very shouty recently. I need to chill for Christmas!!

Yay helen for finishing work! Thanks for the tv update.

Ive decided that tomorrow I am staying in my house, watching telly and doing fuck all. Going to try and get dp to take the dss's out with him on his merry round of last-minute xmas shopping. Because on xmas day we're going to my ils, so this is my one chance to do what the fuck I want in relative peace and quiet.

I'm so fucking tired!

I'm so tired I'm even considering making dh go and get the groceries tomorrow.
really really bad idea

If you do that badders, make sure he doesn't go to the Musketeers market or you'll have nothing to eat but carrots

If anyone likes classic movies, tomorrow is Gone With the Wind (ch5) & It's A Wonderful Life (ch4). Christmas Day is Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. I think I can safely get through those without an embarrassing 'fuck me' slipping out in front of my parents. Boxing Day with AT in that Agatha Christie programme will be a bloody minefield

Amazing pics of Tom on Twitter
Can't link, too tired
There is actual snot coming out of ds2s eyes
Gross

'king Hell... (from www.farfarawaysite.com/)

I mean, really. If you're only going to have one button, why bother doing it up?

So much for packing, and working, and wrapping, and.....

I mean, really. If you're only going to have one button, why bother doing it up? Fair point helen

Elk's brain and ovaries were unable to cope with this ^^ untoward level of FAFand descended into a highly agitated breeches induced hysteria. Therefore, for her own safety, she has been put into a medically induced coma. It is hoped it will be possible to rouse her in due course, only time will tell....

You do realise this gives the other Athos wenches a free run at him tonight don't you?

Likes the idea of a free run though, until Comtess arrives and barges me out of the way.

Of course, she may have seen these on Twitter and is in her own medically induced coma there

distract her with welsh cakes helen

Somehow, I just don't think they'll cut it.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm meant to be packed by now.

Badders, how on earth do you get these immediate appointments with the GP all the time? The rare occasion I try it is at least 5 days away if not more.

Really looking forward to W&P. it will be the first thing I have seen Tom in that isn't Musketeers. I really don't think I will manage the book before it airs so I will just have to live with it.

Athos wenches I have a question for you. [insert Musketeer of preference]

If you had to pick and could either have Tom as your friend for life or one night of mind blowing sex what would you pick?

This came up at Aramisbury so I already know my teams answers.

I've utterly failed in re-reading W&P before it starts too anne. Probably just as well as I can get all riled up over casting if I don't like the actors in their parts, so best that my memories are a little hazy. Am very much looking forward to it though.

Anne I'll take the 'friend for life', because you never know - it might develop into the other option as well