Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Well done re the present wrapping, bloody tedious job. Have done all mine, then realised I'd not done the cats (I know )

I will be making welsh cakes tomorrow - if there are none at Christmas I think my dad will drive straight back home . I shall think of you as I flip them.

How long do you have to wait up for the ham? (Can't believe I've just typed that qu.).

Oh btw, can hear your brain turning over the sex/oral dilemma from here you saucy wench!

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Definite improvement there tart

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Mwahahahaha Fancy

Only got another half hour on the ham .

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

There was quite a bit of discussion around the subject comtess, can't remember the conclusions after all the ramblings apart from anne & I both wanting to keep sex.

I think Henry Cavill summed up our feeling on the subject of this particular dilemma

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Will you have made up your mind in half an hour?

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Lovely ref welsh cakes, your Dad will be delighted.

Met a guy from Cornwall who actually spoke Cornish in the pub last week and was amazed how close Welsh and Cornish Christmas greetings are.

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

No, still undecided.

My, that's a rather outré t shirt isn't it .

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Hmmmmmmmm

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

I saw a really interesting exhibition at the Museum of Wales years ago about the Celtic languages & their similarities - Welsh, Cornish, Breton, Scot's & Irish Gaelic and Manx (had to Google that one, I'd forgotten it).

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

It is isn't it? Just a little distracting too......

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Right, just getting the molasses out for the glaze.

Just what I want to be doing now.

I'm also writing the biggest fucking 'to-do'list for tomorrow for ds1/2/3 which is extensive. Ds4 is at a friends for a Star Wars marathon rewatch.

I'm wondering whether to trust boys making beds up with fresh sheets. Will I come back to a right mess? Hmmmmmmm

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

So the Cornish for MerryChristmas and happy new year is

'Nadelik Lowen ha Blydhen Nowydh Da!'

And Welsh is
Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

I reckon I understood most of the Cornish to be fair.

Tart Apols with the page change I didn't see your pics. Hmmm. I'd like to see him in a pair of White Russian military trousers and we will see.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Probably yes, but if it's their own beds it will be a valuable lesson on the uncomfyness of a badly-made bed. I'd make your own bed yourself to ensure a crease-free sleep, but then I'm fussy.

FFS Amazon you lazy bastards - I've run out of naff e-vouchers to send BIL, make some new ones please.

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Oh and Anne I've got to page 30 on W&P so I'm going to rely on Obs to fill me in where needs be.

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

yes Amazon ARE lazy fuckers. I'm so against their dominance in so many ways, not least demise of indie bookshops but traitorously have bought fuckloads again this year. Dammit.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

I found some new ones

I feel like you do, but it's soooo damn easy to use the bastards. I'm happy now anyhow, and I'm sure BIL will be now he'll get a naff musical e-voucher. I expect it's the highlight of Christmas for him

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Oh yes only their own beds Fancy. Ds1 does a fair enough job but I need him on various driving errands so don't want to overburden.

Definitely not my bed. Dh can do that as he finishes at lunchtime. On with the lovely White Company sheets

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

Bit of late night sexy for anyone who is still up...

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Ooh I love fresh sheets - that was me last night, fresh cotton sheets, shower, clean pyjamas & into bed. Mmmmmmm

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

liv!!!!!!

Good to see you, even if you are posting scary pics late at night

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Morning Liv

I'm off to get my pjs on. Ham is done and in marinade for glaze.

Fancy thank you for being delightful company as always

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Have skimmedFTF since I was last on. Have packed for Xmas, will set off for ForeignParts on 30th, back on 12th.

Brain is somewhat addled... Good not to be the only one up still though. Must go and help DH who is also up and has been making a meal of wrapping all night.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Likewise comtess Night!