Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Tart!!! We need a new thread!!!!

Ah, I see Sparks, that makes sense. Somehow when I looked last night it appeared to be the top of the page, but I was a bit distracted.

Lots more lovely santi pics on the last page. Great day in the tav!

I'm still PMSL at Sparks saying 'maybe not' in relation to that pic of baby Santi. Really Sparks? I mean REALLY??
You'd do him even if all those others were in the room.

Or especially if all those others are in the room.

Yes, a woman after my own heart

I CANNOT BELIEVE I've had to go on the fucking Mail Online site. Issy I blame you entirely for frequenting that tawdry rag. But I had to give Tom a few green upwards arrows on the W&P hunk article . I feel really dirty. Really filthy. And not in a good way.

Issy having read that thru that ^ looks a bit arsey. It's meant to be lighthearted but my daily fail outrage got out of control . I enjoyed Tom getting some promo to be fair, so thanks for the link xx

Oh dear yes that young Santi is all a bit wrong for me. Safeguarding issues etc.

The DM has that effect on people comtess it's understandable.

I'm off to my vets book club tonight (well most of them seem to be vets with beautiful houses). My friend is driving so I might just have a small snifter to welcome the weekend. Whilst staying firmly within the new alcohol limits obviously

Are these the hot, rich vets comtess? Any single, male ones you can send my way?

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

I am no longer a SI thread-starter virgin

Soz tart, but it was getting a bit close

I don't click on DM links - not even for Tom
Is that a cheesecloth shirt young santi is wearing!? Is it?

Why don't i know any hot rich vets?
I know some postmen and a few engineers

Why don't i know any hot rich vets?
I know some postmen and a few engineers

The only two male vets are gay Fancy. There is a retired vet too but he's a bit old for you I think (65)

Yes quite comtess, that sort of thing is more up liv's alley

Or drinks's. I'll leave the senior-love to them

Look, I was just saying he's very young there. It's not like that's going to result in rota movement now he's pushing 40, is it? PFFT.

And of course with all the others in the room

Bloody hell. Have rbnr, sorry. It's like flippin def con 3 around here. House went on the websites at about 4 this avo, by 6 we had five viewings booked for tomorrow and one on mon! We have to spend basically all day tomorrow out of the house...

Im starting to panic cos we have nowhere to move to - I cant get a viewing in the area we want, cos they are on the market for about a nanosecond and then some psychic bastard house hunter gets an offer accepted!

Yes but if you've got that many viewings already, that'll be you by next week surely? Able to out-position the competition! Good luck.

That many views already is fab madame - I know it's scary too, but as sparks says it puts you in a strong position in many ways. You & DP will just have to be onto the selling agents making sure they tell you about properties coming onto the market asap.

Great news that you have so much interest madame, as sparks says it'll put you in a stronger position for buying, although yes, it does pile the pressure on!

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