Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Evening all. nice thread Madame (Was lunch today? How did it go?)

to wenches in need re.jobs and any other reason.

I have wrapped pressies for DPs - hurrah!!! I have not wrapped pressies for DS - boo or DH. Oh well...

work/food/sleep//present-wrapping call...

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Yikes issy

Here, this should make it better

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Thanks anne, I may have set sky+ to record them all

[IssyStark]

That makes it much better

[anneyaramis]

Downside is we have missed Luther so are catching up on Apprentice with a view to catch up on Luther tomorrow. But more fit men in Luther not the Apprentice

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

We've not see the first Luther yet and DH spent midday to 4:30 in the pub, so isn't up for watching anything that needs concentration

Issy re nits and loo brush carnage. I randomly decided to clean the shower (fecking mosaic tiles that we inherited) before I left for work. Not sure how those two are linked, apart from bathrooms and cleaning products

badders oh dear

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Must be something in the air helen, I defrosted my freezer today. It's not like I have anything better to do at the moment.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Except maybe post my new favourite pic here

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Well, I've done nothing but eat and faff about online, so all social media is now going off so I can concentrate and get some work done...

Laters!

[OhComeLetUsAdoreHBFs]

Evening wenches.



Oh sorry, my hair seems to be stuck to yours now. Hang on.... owwwww!

Still it's Tuesday so Aramis can help. No, it's okay, no need to wrap it

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Fuckssakes I have now run out of wrapping paper

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!



Evening wenches

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Anne sorry about the job, but their loss Obvs and hopefully the other options are a better fit.

Bads poor poor you.

Issy horror re nits/loo brush combo.

Got in late, was meant to be cracking on with organising and now, with loads left to wrap, I'm pretty of paper. I'm exhausted though so will take it as A Sign From the Universe to fuck off to bed.

Night darlings

[BeginningtolookMorelikeXmas]

Hello all.

Winter wonderland today, which was fun even in the rain. Then took kids to local street that does huge amounts of Christmas lights for charity. Also in pouring rain.

Tomorrow is cleaning and getting ready duty in the morning while ds is at nursery.

Watching e1 s2 now. "I like that in a woman", "passion?", "no, violence".

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

^^

Sorry to hear about the various levels of shit everyone is going through - big snogs to you all

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[OhComeLetUsAdoreHBFs]

Morning wenches. there you go Comtess




All the Christmas activities sound lovely - carol concerts and lights and wonderland

DS2 is up early again. That's every morning this week well before 6.30. Trouble is he's only going to sleep late "why should I, I'm not tired". And he's being a PITA. More shouty than usual, etc.

Oh well, there's always this lot

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Morning all. Nice stock control LetUs and they'd^^ sort DS2 out for you. Thank god mine has let me sleep to 6:5 for the past two mornings...

Yet another BoringOfficeJob day today while DH and DS get to stay at home and kill each other play/pack/do feck all. meh. I need to get ready for work and get out the house... Oh and have a shower first... at least it's all clean

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

that was 6:15, not the mythical time of 6:5...

[We3KingyOfOblomovAre]

Can't believe about jobs! stupid companies!!

Hope Issy ds is ok.

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

Morning! Sorry to hear about the various wrapping crises last night

Well I had some really fucking weird dreams last night. On the plus side some of them involved jeremy renner, albeit in weird and disturbing scenarios.

The meal yesterday was ok thanks helen. Though at times annoying due to my mum being a PITA due to the fact that dp invited his friends back to ours for the whole evening too.

We are sleeping on the crappy sofa bed in the lounge til Christmas, which means feck all sleep cos a) cant go to sleep til dss's decide to go to bed and b) my mum then barging in at 7.30 en route to the kitchen.

Grrrrr. We so need a bigger house!!! Cant wait to move...

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Morning wenches

Beautiful day here, so naturally my thoughts turn to washing. Well after they'd turned to this man for while

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

Morning!

Fancy sorry about the noise, but it's an occupational hazard when you are with the sexiest man on the planet ☺️☺️

[BarkThePuppyDogHowled]

When you don't read through the thread..... You don't realise a new one has started.....

[BarkThePuppyDogHowled]

Smattering of the pretty

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Forgot to post the pic

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Er, no liv, Aramis is up here.

tart!!! How the devil are you? Settling in well?