Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Morning wenches, very unusual for me to be the first in here

Morning wenches.

Is it only Thursday? And why is it still dark? Feeling fairly CBA today.

Have great days wenches x

From Howie's IG account : 'Hi everyone. I've received many beautiful messages from #themusketeers faithful asking about when the 3rd season will begin. I'm told it will be late February/early March but the only sure way to find out is by asking the #bbc. Have a great day!'

Yes letus, yes! WHY is it so fucking dark??? Isn't it supposed to be getting lighter now?

This week has been the longest ever. And it's actually short. And not even over yet.

"Beautiful messages." He is barry white.

God I need coffee despite going to bed at 9.30 (okay, read a Jo Nesbo until half ten, am also a lightweight as an ignoring several worthy tomes). Day of meetings and reaching where I have to appear intelligent, not looking good

Offers assorted cold packs, sudocream from own never ending pot etc to injured wenches.

Wish the bloody rain would end
And it would get properly cold (although maybe not ww levels of proper cold). I found baby slugs eating my parsley last night. Slugs already - it's January ffs not March!

Morning wenches - today I am ironing. How dull - to make it better am doing a bit of rewatching .... Starting series 2 episode 1 - hope you all have a good day X

Morning. Still raining here too. Forecast is for lots more, although for variety it will snow tomorrow afternoon at school run time. FMW, FMSR

I checked sudocrem pot this morning, it expired in 2005.

Morning all! Horrible day here, still raining.

Dark mornings. Yes. Although the shortest day is 21st December, the evenings start to draw out around the 12th. The mornings keep getting darker until 3rd January. Something to do with the earth's axis or something. They should start to get lighter now, but with the weather being so bad, you don't notice.

We've always used Germolene. Tube expired 2011, still does the job.

Sorry to hear about wench car-park mishaps.

Have a good day all.

Sun is out - ironing done - and DOG just posted this ....

Sun is out? Are you wearing your shades as well tart?

Ah that would explain it apes! Glad the mornings are going to get lighter now. I hate cycling to work with lights. Feels really grim.

tart so where is dog then? Filming something new?

fancy shades or in - "a bit his n hers" - no idea on filming...... Though I know that film is in the pipeline -

Using my stalking skills - I think that photo is in his flat ....

Still haven't seen W and P despite all the good reviews. Must catch up before Sunday or will be hopelessly behind...

As opposed to having a hopeless behind.

Tart that means that's his ACTUAL BED. Where he does things that you want him to do to you sleeps.

Oh, and where the hell has Aramis gone? Oh, wait, here he is. Astride and gripping with his thighs...

fluffs think it is his sofa bed would have been better, insides have gone to jelly

Then again- not fussy - the sofa would work equally well

Did someone say 'thighs'?

Afternoon. Am relieved to hear you wouldn't mind bed or sofa tart

Do catch up with W&P morelike so you can perve with the rest of us! (and your behind is perfect btw)

A thread screaming out for a wench intervention

Ah yes, sofa. He's obviously a man who likes cushions.
And Fancy surely you know Tart well enough to realise that her favoured locations for making sweet sweet lurve to fucking Dog are by no means limited to sofa or bed.
THIGHS!!

Think I may need to lie down for a bit.......

That a lovely picture fluff. Thighs indeed.

Thanks fancy. I do have a fabulous behind, it's true

fancy someone on that thread mentioned "wenches"! Also nice to see our old friend thurlow - anyone remember her? #hilariousawkwardthreadmomentinvolvingcomtesse

God, thank fuck I didnt mistakenly post that on the other thread.

Oh my dear God, that thread Fancy!!! Thank Christ I didn't end up on there with that bunch of sexless cuddlers. "I wouldn't like to be married to an actor in RL, it would be a nightmare." FRO! There is not one single trace of perving and that, frankly, is shameful and lets the side down. I've a good mind to complain to MN.