Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

It seems not drink, or maybe I bunked off that class? I put more energy into the Aramis perving class tbh.

drink you had to write a cover letter to get dd into yournationality saturday school? Wtf? What is it, like, two hours of colouring in and singing on a saturday morning?

Im good thanks chickytits. Just went to a rock climbing class and my thighs are killing me. How are you?

Where is comtesse? I must titbump her about Episodes. Id never seen it before but I caught m ep1 of the new series and have since been catching up on netflix. Its fookin brilliant.

Im home alone on friday night!!!!!

Dp has taken ds to his parents.

This has NEVER happened to me before, since he was born.

And what am I doing? Staying in talking bollocks to myself my digital friends.

Ah well.

3 hours, madame It's a very popular school and I think siblings will take up 99.9% of the reception class cause mynationality likes to breed. The ramining 0.01% is supposedly decided on distance but then why ask for th cover letter. Most likely we will go on the waiting list.

Oooppppsssss How you doin'?

LOL at chickytits (yes, I get it)
Rock climbing? very impressive? How high did you go? because we know how low you go

I do my register in yourlanguage most days drink as three of my rugrats are forrin. We enjoy it, although my accent is well dodge and the kids tell me I'm saying it wrong.

Reposting as Madame is committing murder.

Kill it Madame.

Now the castles with FAF historian has finished DC requested our old tradition of Musketeers. We watched Duke of Savoy.

Porthos gun slinging.
Dog running
Aramis all shouty, FAF, angry, FAF , wet, FAF

I also finally noticed the trainers in the duel scene. We watched it frame by frame.

The Duke and Duchess come across like they have some great 'I don't quite trust you' sex.

yes flopsy my DD, born here - preferring English cause easy, still can say her full name with no problem. All the adults are like . Actually I will drop a note to the school with phonetic pronunciation, they should be grateful, right...? Don't want DD to feel self-conscious when people do stupid faces trying to pronounce it. I don't mind people getting it wrong, absolutely normal but I do mind the stupid smirking.

WOW, madame. That's great news re DP and DS. No such hope for me but I can still be happy for a n imaginary, erm, digital friend.

Lovely image in my head of FAF wet Aramis now anne

I'm watching Giro d'Italia highlights from yesterday - beautiful Tuscan countryside in the sunshine, it looks gorgeous. Not many beards though.

My othernationalityschool is massive and there are quite a few about, but they are serious - 10-2 on a Sunday starting with assembly and at 2pm they do a cultural extracurricular or football plus extra English and Maths to maintain some sort of govt funding.

Have they gone overnight so you get a lie-in as well madame?

I have Court of Miracles in the background. Aramis just killed Sharon - last episode he killed Marzac. He is on a roll.

anne!!!! Hows work and uni going?

Oh right so its an actual school, not saturday school then drink*? Fair enough. (And I went ALL THE WAY of course.)

Oh flopsy gis another squeeze you sexy minx. Vair impressed with you doing the register in drinkspeak. I bet you make more sense than her

Yes theyve gone til tomorrow fancy!!! Woop woop! You do like your cycling dont you. Do you cycle yourself, or is it just about the lycra clad thighs?

I might watch another episode of Episodes now.

I do madame. I've never done bike racing myself I just like watching the tactics, it's all so complicated. The muscly lycra clad thighs are merely a bonus . The arms & torso's are usually a bit skinny, except for the sprinters, for my taste though.

well, it's 3 hours every Saturday, so yes a Sat school but they do take it seriously. because we're pompous bastards.

popsy let me know if you need help with tongue exercises pronunciation.

Yay for the lie-in , that's fantastic. Take the phone off the hook & disconnect the doorbell, you don't want it ruined by the Jehovah's turning up or PPI coldcallers

I have had a massive 'early night' fail. ho hum. Trying to sort out travel for next week. Also failing there.

Work has picked up so very pleased. First exam on Monday so you know ...

Drink I think you have inspired me, I might look into the school again

Marie de Medici is friggin awesome.

I am in Year 6 sleepover hell.

The shits.

for Sparks...

[sleep] for me.

Night all, off to the newly fragrant hayloft....

Good luck for Monday anne - how are you feeling about it?

Do you need back up sparks? Go lay down the law & imagine you've got this lot behind you.

Er, on second thoughts, better not