Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

But Aramis makes you misty, sparks, so your Ma --knows-' is right.

Well done to letus DS.

I think I know the county *baddersz lives in. Ends in shire.

Ahh, well that's good, all sorted for school, well done minidrink

I know!!! And we do already have a map of sorts and a spreadsheet!!!

Evening all!

Haven't read a thing so just marking place. Off to give the dcs the choice of an episode of TM or bed....then I will catch up and report back.

TTFN

Who lives in Buxton? And where does Bads live?
We need Helen. Didn't apricot do a nice map thing re all our locations?

Just finished watching episode 10.

Oh drink the joys of bottom wiping!!!!

Evening, checking in briefly before dinner.

I'm not really a rugby fan norah, who's been catching your eye? Whoever it is, stop ogling & get back to the Araporn

Sounds like good progress drink, that's one part of motherhood everyone's happy to see the back of.

chaise - going back to the other people's kids talk of earlier in the day, how much worse is wiping their bottoms? Or dealing with the skidders they leave in your toilet? ( cos my kids hated crapping at other people's houses, unlike their friends who were quite happy to use my facilities )

But Aramis makes you misty, sparks,.

Never heard it called that before. It's not like you to be coy drink

God I'm boring.
I live right in the fucking middle.
It's tres tedious :(

I might ask ds1 if he fancies a rewatch
Dh in shed.
Ds2 watching lego chima on his iPad.
I fancy going to bed!

Evening wenchi
Been at tedioussportingtournament all bloody day. DD's team got to the final though, so that was nice not

DH gone for a takeaway now as I truly feel like crap...done too much as per. Oh well, I've taken the drugs so just need to get in my lovely Porthos nightie and chill.

What is everyone else up to?

I live middle-ish too badz (I think) although Buxton is about an hour away from me.

Evening

I guess most people know where I live

Hope you feel better soon Madame

Been to mum, celebrating her 70th birthday and left there with some food. Do your mums do that too, send food etc with you when you leave?

Flops

My mum buys flapjacks for ds1 and sweets for ds2
because I starve them
I bought some chocs and 2 second hand books today....a bio of bess of hardwick and the collected letters of Nancy Mitford.
The chocs hand gone obv and I will start the books tonight.

Madame and flops...hope you feel better soon xx

Thanks wenches. Just had to go clothes shopping with him. There's more wine right?

Buxton always reminds me of Buxton the Blue Cat from The Magic Roundabout

Am of the rewatches

My dad is the feeder here. My mum often turns up with loads if fruit and whenever he can he buys a watermelon. He gets irrationally annoyed when DH buys a quarter melon.

Happy Birthday Wicked'sMum! And yes, we often leave my mum's house and MIL's house and Dsis's houses after parties or whatever stocked up with food

Hope you're feeling better soon flopsy

Middle isn't boring badders, it means you're not too far away from anyone? Love to hear what that Nancy Mitford book is like when you've read it.

And yes, ww, my stepmother does that. She doesn't stop at food either. And she brings food whenever they come to stay with me. I have to laugh or it'd completely do my head in. Since Christmas, if anyone mentions mulled wine I start laughing hysterically.

WENCHES I NEED YOUR HELP.

Does aramis wear braces? you know on his trousers?
I need a way for him to undo his trousers but not have them fall around his ankles in some tres awks way. IYSWIM?
And no, he cant hold them up. His hands are busy doing other important things.

Yes, he does Norah. They've got a lovely pattern on them. Hang on.

Thanks Letus

After every visit I always leave with jam, something pickled, food etc

OMFG letus Dougal & the Blue Cat!! I haven't seen that for ages

Watched that loads as a student. Rarely when sober. It was even weirder when watched sober

These for example

Yes to the braces, like letus says. They are beautiful.

In an amorous situation I can think of something else that would be holding his trousers up

Sorry. Still OTH.