Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Princess consuela banana hammock, you mean fox?

Blimey, I was going to ask if anyone knew anything about dla forms but those charming examples of handcrafted knitwear have wiped everything sensible from my head.

Yes, that's the one.

Am I the only one who read it as Clit Bang?

Oops.

I don't mouse, but the guys on the sn boards are very helpful x
Clit bang...hahahahaha. Does your clit need a good buff helen?

Dh has taken dc swimming
Am glad.
Ds2 is knackered and in a vile mood.
Ds1 had a great report from parents evening, bless him.
I am considering going to bed tbh :(

Alrigh' wenches? Woss occurin'?

We're all trying to forget the horror of pics of certain men's underwear items flopsy . I'd keep your eyes closed if I were you

Did your school have SATs this week & is that why you're dancing?

Fancy I could post a pic of PC's bare ass if that would help

Me too sparks.

Drink!
Where you been, baby!?
I am knackered.
Seriously.
Kneefucked..
Teeth fucked.
Hay fever
Pre blob
I'm a fucking mess wenches
Am going to watch trashy tv and go to sleep
Kisses x

It wouldn't help in the slightest livia and it wouldn't help drink either as she's trying to concentrate

Have a relaxing evening badders

Oooh
Twerking!
Yes.... I know exactly what that means!

Hello!

Anyone watching have I got news for you? Robert Peston is morphing into David Tennant. Or david tennant is morphing into robert peston, Im not sure which. Rp is looking good for his age anyway.

helen is not going to be happy...old threads not dead yet...

Hi Fancy, SATs have been going on but they don't really affect me in Reception. My dance was purely for Friday reasons

Manchester hey drink? If watching small humans playing football is your thing then I may be of service tomorrow

shut Up! I'm proof reading the other tosh I wrote in the language that supposed to be first first will be back in a bit for a bit.

other? utter!

Otters!?
Where....?

Good to hear you escape the SATs tyranny flopsy - I bet there are a few in your staff room who feel like dancing tonight though . I thought our Head looked tired yesterday - I hope she is having a large this evening

Er, has drink (yto) been on the drink (nto)?

Maybe they're on the old thread, finishing it up badders?

oh no badz hope you feel better. Have you tried drinking prosecco pu-erh tea for the bloating?

flopsy Would love to now I have a proper invitation alas we're having a morning dance class. But soon, very soon...
Drinky Does Wenches . I think I'm the one who gets about the most saddo. I'm sure the school will put a stop to that!

Wrote the fucker, will reread in the morning. I've absolutely no idea what was expected of me to write in there.

'm making perfect sense, fancy! Have you not read Drink to English as yet? Don't they do that in the Wench Licence Course anymore?!

helen

madame how are you, you old mare?

mouse how's the samosas?