What advice would you give fictional characters?

[hunkermunker]

For instance, Humpty, don't get on that wall. It'll end in tears.

Jack, don't go up that hill, you could end up with brain damage for goodness sake!

Three Bears...why don't you play snap till your porridge has cooled down?

And Jill, stay away from him, he's trouble

Mary, stop throwing a bloody tantrum and water them flowers

Wee Willy Winkie, please put some pj bottoms on, it's not a nice sight!!!!!

Keep an eye on your sheep, Little Bo Peep.

Polly- your mam is a child abuser. She should get a fire guard and lay off beating you.

Little Miss Muffet, I think you could benefit from some cognitive behaviour therapy for your arachnaphobia

Three Blind Mice-Don't run after the farmer's wife,she'll cut off your tails!

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Three little kittens, tie a piece of wool on your mittens or your mother will not feed you pie

Mary - you should consider entering into gardening competitions - you could win vouchers for a local Garden Centre

Dr Foster, don't go to Gloucester, you will probably end up with pneumonia.

Little Jack Horner ... you are going to have a Weight Problem if you continue in this manner

Puff - dont bother frolicking with that young lad any more, he's going to get bored of you

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Rock-a-bye baby - don't worry, we have installed a trampoline under the tree

Georgie Porgie, you are gonna end up in hospital if you carry on going the way you're going.

Tess - don't trust the b'stard, his name may be angel but it's all part of the deception!!!

Old Mother Hubbard, could you please pop to tescos, doggies hungry. And go on treat yourself to that nice cream bun while you're there.

Scarlett, save us all the trouble love - he doesn't give a damn.

Willy Wonka, the kids are all spoilt brats, just have the sense NOT to let them in to the factory, Charlies the one for you.

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Nah Scarlett - just accept you love him and save us 2000 pages of reading...