What advice would you give fictional characters?

[hunkermunker]

For instance, Humpty, don't get on that wall. It'll end in tears.

tinkerbell......peter pan...... think about the physical logistics its gonna hurt

Postman pat - you know if you did'nt stop and natter to everyone you had a letter for, you would get home to your wife alot sooner.

Hansel and Gretel, get SatNav before your father and his bitch of a wife take you out to the woods.

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Miss Hoollie you're wasting your time Archie is the only one for PC Plum!

lol Ledodgy! I think that too!

Incey, dont climb up spouts in bad weather.

sam just tell frodo you love him

LOL custy

Sam and Frodo remind me of Boris and Moondog

and dont you think bilbo is that weird uncle you wouldnt take your kids to visit kwim?

my dh is huge huge huge LOTR fan. and when i tell him sam and frodo are at it - he goes into a mad rage "THEY ARE NOT GAY!!!!!" then he goes on to remind me about rosie.

"just cos he's married " says i " doesn't mean he's not gay!"

Watson, what are you doing in a relationship with that musical hack druggie?

all the books are a representation of sherlocks opium induced dreams. sherlock wasn't really a detective. he was a bum. 221b baker street was watsons - he let sherlock stay there becuase he loved him

noddy is the bell for big ears pleasure?

is that why he has big ears?

wil.e. coyote

hire an assasin - even i want to see the little shit dead

if deffo rabbit season shoot the egotistical little fuck daffy

porky love - you need a speach thereapist.

scooby, kill scrappy - he effectivley kills your series.

pepe le pew its a cat. and if that wasn't bad enough what your doing is effectivley stalking and sexualising the female species to small children. now fuck off you pervy little shit

Buster - the eggs are in the henhouse - stop looking everywhere else!

diasy didn't want to tell you, but hewy louis and dewy are triplets and are yours daffy.

if was a drunken night by the pond. your a disgrace and owe her 6 years of child support

oh come on you lot - this is the best thread for ages

Three Billy goats gruff-Beware of the troll under the bridge,it may be a mumsnetter!!

That lady on a white horse.... take off ya' sodding bells on ya' toes... you may want music wherever you go but the whole of Bambury Cross doesn't.

Dear Mr Otherllo,

Congrats on your amazing war success, and for climbing the social ladder quite so efectively, and also on your recent happy nuptials.

I ama ware that scial skills must have played a alrge part in your success, however I would suggest that you are not necessarily a perfect judge of character and as such should not be taking relationship advice from you jealous racist subordianates, espceially those who have grudges related to the promotion of co personnel.

I hope you give this due consideration.

Regards,

Oh, and Alison.in look back in Anger

Run, will you? just effin run.

SPRAY@Cappuccino

oi Dr Foster. get a locum in, it's worth every penny during the wet season.