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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

254 replies

thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

OP posts:
SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:57

You didn't offend me - you cheered me up after a crap day. And "raffia tall boy" was a touch of genius.

colditz · 14/02/2006 22:57

let him watch this to get his kicks

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 22:57

Me too!

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:58

actualy thought it was twiglett too

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:58

Not at all! Has made me larf!

goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:58

the raffia tall boy actually made me laugh more than anything else on the thread! lol

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:58

rafia tall boy was fantabulosos...

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 22:58

Colditz WTF!

It's Pandora's box I tell you!

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:58

di we find out who was daisy?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:59

You've dropped your Y

jenniferjuniper · 14/02/2006 22:59

cheered me up too though i may never look at wardrobess in the same light again

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 23:00

and BTW no you all made it funny, I had tears rolling down my face at the responses!

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 23:00

hmmmm..the plot thickens....

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 23:00

Daisy is nowt to do with me.

QE2 · 14/02/2006 23:01

So who is it then?
Or did I miss it?

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 23:01

VVVQV yes I was too lazy to type it in.
Does anyone have the moo link, I only heard of it didn't ever read it though.

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 23:02

so is meggmoo and meggymoo the same person???

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 23:02

below megg

waterfalls · 14/02/2006 23:02

I put a link in further down this thread

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 23:07

yes same person megg/meggy but I want to know who was mydhlovestobangmetal?

genius.

Flossam · 14/02/2006 23:09
Blush
meggmoo · 14/02/2006 23:09

You!

Flossam · 14/02/2006 23:12

Now I must go to bed! Night, thanks for the laughs meggymoo!

lothario · 14/02/2006 23:16

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lothario · 14/02/2006 23:19

Re wooding. I belt it against a Welsh dresser - it definitely gets the blood flowing.

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