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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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charliecat · 14/02/2006 22:42

is it?

ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:43

in days of old,
when knights were bold,
and women were not invented,
men would drill holes,
in telegraph poles,
to keep themselves contented.

lmfao!
sorry!

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:43

I haven't even got to the worse bit yet.

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QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:43

I am giggling stupidly at my pc screen!!!!!

jenniferjuniper · 14/02/2006 22:43

theres something worse?

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:44

please please tell

goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:44

go on............

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:44

no I think you have had your fun.

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SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:44

Perhaps this is what you need. I'm not laughing - I'm trying to help.

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:44

thiscantbenormal - there's more?

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:44

I'm off to the woodbangersanon forum instead.

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Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:45

lets play the ladies along..hmmmm!

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:45

Moo you clever woman

jenniferjuniper · 14/02/2006 22:45

really what could be worse ?

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:46

Hey Beety.
Who says MN isn't fun anymore?

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overdraft · 14/02/2006 22:46

porno film for your fella

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:46

I like to help

SleepyJess · 14/02/2006 22:46

In days of Old
When Knights were Bold
and johnnies weren't invented..

they put socks upon their cocks..
and babies were prevented!

But I agree Shaysmummy.. verse 2 is entirely more relevent...

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:47

Pmsl, overdraft. I was thinking along the same lines but had only come up with Woody from Toy Story.

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:47

well tcbn, you have certialy made it a funny place tonight,,,and i can guess who you arenow

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:48

c'mon - give us a clue!

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:48

Well no hairy hands or arses over here that's for sure.(maybe dh's)

You gals are great I have been PMSL too. DH htinks I am nuts now.

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SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:49

Good work, tcbn - whoever you are I salute you

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:49

hmmmmm

nightowl · 14/02/2006 22:50

i loved that pirate thread but what is the cow thing please? can someone direct me.