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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:50

Oh and before I say goodnight. This was a problem in RL I didn't make it up

Even more but at least Calebsmummy had heard of it too.

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Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:50

you could have kept us going longer with anew issue...

Dizzymama · 14/02/2006 22:51

TCBM - you have turned a boring evening into a side splitting one! Thank you chick!

ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:51

brilliant.
i salute you also.
i havent laughed so much in ages!

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:51

come on icbn, out syourself and admit you are having a lfgh..

jenniferjuniper · 14/02/2006 22:51

very good - although i now have some deeply disturbing images in my brain

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:51

Gotta be up there with the cat and the football thread hasn't it?

Very entertaining!!!

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:52

Nah Beety, I didn't want to upset anyone in the process. I'm a nice non-hairy arsed non-trucker.

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calebsmum · 14/02/2006 22:52

i'm not lying honest, it was in a magazine I read!! If I find it again i'll let you know

magnolia1 · 14/02/2006 22:52

I haven't dared laugh out loud!! Dh already thinks you lot are a bad influence

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:53

well if you don't want to I wont let on either....................

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:53

Beety you've already guessed, in one of your posts you mention me by name.

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nooka · 14/02/2006 22:54

That's really weird! There's a Bowie track a bit like that

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:54

CM we must read the same pap

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:54

meggymoo
marthamoo?

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:54
Grin
waterfalls · 14/02/2006 22:54

the cow thread

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:55

marthamoo is sorenlorneson

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:55

No, not me. Wish it was - very funny.

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:55

I mean I am SorenLorensen but not tcbn. Is it Twiglett?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:56

i know.....but i still think of you as marthamoo

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:56

Vick how did I know you'd get it!

sorry, I REALLY hope I didn't offend anyone.

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sparklymieow · 14/02/2006 22:56

Fio??

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:56

I like that though - makes me feel loved when people call me moo

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:57

meggymoo???