Haiku for this morning anyone?

[sunchowder]

Alrighty then! New rules for Haiku. I will have a go at this, I hope that I will find more great ones when I wake up!
Birth:

Pushing, Reeling, Clutching
Baby in my arms
She is smiling

October:

Pumpkins, apples, and cinnamon
The wind is up
leaves turn brown and crisp

Thankyou Mooma, I've never been in a haiku before

Here's todays:

Night out tomorrow
Rare treat. Have lovely black eye.
Purple eyeshadow?

I feel the black eye needs a note of explanation: headbutting toddler

Worked till 11
last night, baby woke at 12
Back to bed at 4

Poor Draccy, big hug!
Lack of sleep is real torture.
Sell babe on ebay?

I need willpower.
I could sit here all day long.
Must switch PC off!

[shamelessly resurrecting this thread because I'm bored]

A Haiku A Day
Helps you work, rest and play... YAY!
Or was that Mars bars?

Helf term is here, yes!
A week without rude children
Except mine, bless them.

Trying to feel joy
With dirth of activities
And potty training

sore snatch for princess
sitting in a salty bath
she wonders "why me?"

poor princesspeahead
you have all my sympathies
hope you get well soon

I am sorry but you have to laugh !

You are writing poems about each others infected, well...bits!

Rofl

Surely poetry
Is for every life aspect
Including one's bits...

maybe poetry
dignifies my sad ailment
I know, it doesn't

Codswallop could not
Do a haiku; it's something
She is not bothered

Deprived of Mumsnet,
Did not have clue what to do,
Must get me a Life.

I printed this thread
To take to show my tutor
At poetry class

Back later with verdict

What was the verdict?
on our haiku ponderings?
so impressed or not?

Very impressed that you have a poetry tutor Janstar?
do you write?
Who are your favourites?

I forgot this thread
I'm glad it is born again
I enjoy these times

did she like the poems?
If not, then what did she say?
Worth hearing or not?

Your class in wonder
Of mumsnets growing talents
I bet the're jealous

Forestfly's good son
is in need of a haircut
Where will it all end?

My life is happy
Sometimes i need the man love
i will masturbate

only joking

bagful of goodies
or go in and just ask him?
you will find some one

rabbits can't cut hair
as a temporary thing
they can do just fine!

I will find a man
Just like being so silly
It makes me giggle

Glad you are happy
on your own after a split
can be oh so crap