Haiku for this morning anyone?

[sunchowder]

Alrighty then! New rules for Haiku. I will have a go at this, I hope that I will find more great ones when I wake up!
Birth:

Pushing, Reeling, Clutching
Baby in my arms
She is smiling

October:

Pumpkins, apples, and cinnamon
The wind is up
leaves turn brown and crisp

it's fun having 2
until one eats siblings poo
then its revolting

Somehow I'm not sure
That I feel reassured now
After Jimjams thoughts

Two boys, opposites
Fight, cry, laugh, love, hope; all twice
Surrounded by life

There must some cult,
some far off little known group
who believes it's good

The internet knows
We shall ask the google god
It gives us knowledge

But fear not, kind mum
Eating poop will not harm him
My son; living proof

(note from the author: but it's been his own poop, although on an alarmingly regular basis)

Do not try to search
For information on that
Unless stomach strong

Again I return to a fantastic display of humorous brilliance! Butterfly Mum, thanks for the two additional references, I had already read the first one and then went on to the one I liked which said do it any way you like it, did you see my link? It does seem nice to stay within the 5,7,5 thing though. And I do believe we might have some Renga (without elaborate rules) going on here which was a new term for me!! Cut and Paste: What is renga?
Renga, or renku, is linked verse where two or more poets write a series of verses. There are various types of renga and often elaborate rules to be followed in their construction.

Well I believe that Janstar and Aloha and probably many others must know what the renga rules are. JJ: Love the reference to Google God
Bogwoppit: I have always loved your name and even went to the web to see the cute picture of the Bobwoppit last week. Northerner: You crack me up too and I love haikuing with you too. Georgina try not be afraidI had four at one time (3 steps and one infant)..somehow you get through it all,part of it is wonderful, how it does change your life though. Lillibet (always think of lilliput when I see your name), enjoy your delicious quiet weekend. Fio2- you can't wonder why you are edgyI don't know if he was just at the pub or if he called you, I wish I could make it all better, sending you a cyberhug. JimJams the literal of eat shitthat is amazing, were you starving him or what? Did DH get to floss his teeth? (Does he have teeth yet?) Janstar was serious about getting her work doneI am going to try to get more done too..check back later.

Kisses to all the haikuists across the ocean...

Yay managed to eat
Without feeling really sick
It's chips. That's bad, yes?!

genius these are
I cannot compete with them
so now I will go

Oh for pity's sake!
Have you nowt better to do
Than think up haiku?

I remember writing these at achool actually

thank you sunchowder
had a boring name first but
bogwoppit better

Great thread sunchowder
Counting syllables all night
Making my brain hurt

Ah Lilliput and Bogwoppit, Soupy and Katierocket, those were lovely! I bogwoppit it better too and I didn't even know your first name! Thank you so much--I feel as though I threw a party and everyone came! GeorginaA, if chips it is, chips it will be! Nite! Nite!

Husband playing golf,
Boys running riot at home.
Saturday again.

Saturday morning
Going to the hairdressers
What will I look like?

In the afternoon
shopping for new shoes for work
boring black courts

Theatre tonight
The Memory of Water
Drinks in the bar after

Only just got up
I really love Saturdays
Husband is a saint

i have a cold now
will miss playdate with son's friend
bad mother again

partner was snoring,
up at five in the morning,
bloody knackered now!

I like my darker hair
new shoes look and feel very good
day is going well

Migraine yesterday
Couldn't join in Haiku fun
Hooray! Lost two pounds!

Oh, these are all wonderful! Lilliput, I am so glad you are liking your hair, and Jodee, I wish I lost two pounds.. Soupy, it was very cutsey. BossyKate, don't feel bad, take care of those sniffles--many more playdates to come. Ah Georgina, what's for tea? How about some turkey stuffing? I adored bread stuffing and puddings for my first three months. Angeliz, excellent!

Today I did shop
And a kind stranger gave me
A can of Lichee

I was at the oriental market picking up some nice teas. I had never experienced a cold can of lichee--it has little bits of fruit in it, quite refreshing it was through a straw!

Oooh, how very strange,
Sunny Sunday afternoon -
Husband playing golf.

I really have to stop thinking in haiku syllables. It's driving me mad

autumn sunday night
soupdragon reading novels
husband doing chores

Hubby has gone now
At last we're how we should be
Just baby and me

Sorry if that sounds a bit mournful but it's supposed to be happy!