Haiku for this morning anyone?

[sunchowder]

Alrighty then! New rules for Haiku. I will have a go at this, I hope that I will find more great ones when I wake up!
Birth:

Pushing, Reeling, Clutching
Baby in my arms
She is smiling

October:

Pumpkins, apples, and cinnamon
The wind is up
leaves turn brown and crisp

Sunchowder, don't want to be picky but haikus stick to a strict pattern of syllables - 5-7-5.

Please try again and report back later

writing a haiku
is not the simple matter
that most people think.

Loneliness drowns her -
adjusting to motherhood.
Then she finds Mumsnet.

Good morning campers!
What have you planned for today?
Nappies, snot, loving.

Childminders, playgroups,
babysitters, creches, friends,
save us from madness.

A new three-piece suite?
What colour had you in mind?

• Biscuit streaked snot-green.

A good mother's time
is not spent as a servant,
but as a teacher.

Janstar, you have much
Time on your hands today, love.
Back in the kitchen!

Bobsmum, the tone of
you haiku makes me suspect
that you are a man.

Chewing razorblades
would be preferable to
wearing a willy

Lol Bobsmum!

Bobsmum - I dried up after your last riposte

But I will be back ! In the meantime I obeyed your instructions and visited my kitchen but it didn't bring me any joy. I made a cup of hot chocolate and got out of there fast!

Naked son playing
Happy and adorable
Whence comes the poo smell?

Potty training, no.
But old enough to disrobe.
Where is my duct tape?

Today I'm 'mummy'
Tomorrow I will be 'friend'
Childhood is short

Great stuff - I especially like yours, Bron. I wonder what Sunchowder will think of this? It will be morning soon over there so maybe she will log on soon.

'Childhood is short' and so is the last line of that haiku WSM!

Oh I am SOOOOO Pleased!! Such wonderful Haikus!! What a brilliant group. Janstar and everyone I found a Haiku website that lets you do the syls anyway that you want to! (my kind of website!) Here it is: www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm
WSM, BRON, JJ (I have been there!), BOBSMUM and JANSTAR, I loved your Haikus.... Can we even do more?? I must have my morning herbs and drop my baby off to school..be back soon.

Oooh. I think she likes them

Strictly 5-7-5

Farmers Market Fruit
Fresh strawberries in summer
sundrenched apple kiss

First day back to work
Sneeze coming on rather quickly
Oh no wet my pants!

Cheers Bron!