Haiku for this morning anyone?

[sunchowder]

Alrighty then! New rules for Haiku. I will have a go at this, I hope that I will find more great ones when I wake up!
Birth:

Pushing, Reeling, Clutching
Baby in my arms
She is smiling

October:

Pumpkins, apples, and cinnamon
The wind is up
leaves turn brown and crisp

I dont like angel
I like Burn it, BB4
very happy girl

You don't like Angel?
Don't know what you are missing
Hunky vampire man...

I think I'm going to be talking like this tomorrow

Very tired now - yawn
Going to bed very soon
Night night everyone...zzz

Hunky man on mine
He is more my type you see
Angel is to smooth!

Im actually developing a problem, i keep writing them. Must stop soon, talking like this now.

Its addictive!
I was writing them all day at work
and sending e mails to dp
with lines
like this

I walk round counting syllables!

Lillebet did you
sew your hem, or drink some wine
kiss man, all is fine

Mooncup, I have bought
Keeps blood, empty it at will
Husband, he says, "Cool"

Ventouse, he has seen
It's so huge, how does it fit
Works a miracle

(for me for me, yes
for me, for me, my own self,
maybe not for you)

Pretend the rules are
only five then seven five
It is easier

Had a look at it
I had never heard; mooncup?
It scared me a lot

Turning off P.C.
Im loosing it,you can see
Night to all of thee

Tomorow i must
Concentrate on some essays
Leave mumsnet alone

dp is here now
mending my boiler, lovely man!
sewing, wine and bed

Gave my pram away
Two boys, enough, we decide
Why then do I weep?

Well I'm very pleased
that one small haiku
has resulted in all this.

Even if the first
was a bit offensive to Mieow
Her poem was ok

Sorry Mieow hope that u
forgive me for being so horrid
still, look what happened

A long time coming
Together (us) for always
Deeply happy now

sprog has detention
so instead of a mile walk
I go and pick her up.

Whoops! Can't count.

Marthamoo don't weep
Babies seldom go to sleep
New phase of life calls

ff has been good
no haiku from her today
miss her wit and charm

dp is soppy
I had a bad day at court
he makes me feel loved

Lillibet (and lovely dp), how did it all go today?

Hi chinchilla,
badly sums it up, bit upset and weepy, but we're of to see Chrissie Hynde in concert now. Will post the details tomorrow. Thanks for asking.

Hope you enjoyed it.

Lillibet not sure
If all went well or didn't
Hope you are ok

Hello, this probably isn't the right thread for this as I can't possibly do it in haiku, so I'm about to start typing on the other thread, but thanks anyway!