Haiku for this morning anyone?

[sunchowder]

Alrighty then! New rules for Haiku. I will have a go at this, I hope that I will find more great ones when I wake up!
Birth:

Pushing, Reeling, Clutching
Baby in my arms
She is smiling

October:

Pumpkins, apples, and cinnamon
The wind is up
leaves turn brown and crisp

But hunger returns
Feed the mind and spirit first
Let them eat nuggets?

Let them eat nuggets?
HMB you are correct
The oven is on

I have three children
big sister, two little brothers
they must learn haiku!

I want to bathe in
a bowl of luscious custard
vanilla or choc?

Vanilla or choc?
Personally i think choc
It would pleasure me

You made me think of
a chocolate cucumber
Friendly Forest Fly..

You think im a nymph
I would like it if i was
But not met pixie

Women have it hard
Sometimes i get a moustache
But i dont tell, shhhh

No I don't FF
I can just relate to you
and your pixie dream

I want to have a
huge cucumber this evening
Don't you want one too?

You sound like you are
a man talking dirty to
arouse himself

can you tell the rest of us the rules? I didnt do english a level

5 syllables for first line, 7 for second, 5 for third.

Writing these Haiku
Is quite easy, and much fun
five, seven, five is the rule

oops, 7 syllables for the last line!!!

Try: five, seven, five - see! for the last line

Would the japenese
do a suggestive haiku?
no sense of humour!

she sees dinosaurs
purple tigers space rockets
from her little swing

reception class,blue
cardigans,sings harvest hymns.
Atheist,I cry.

Wow MsHoney!!
Lilliput--you are so funny, they do have a sense of humor, just not the same as ours, I think they laugh behind closed doors, don't you?
Chincilla, that is right, 5 syllables, 7 syllables and then 5 syllables. Or...you can read on the American site that I found that let's you do anything you want! Coddy. check below on the links I pasted if you want to.

socially inept
mother at school gate lacking
conversation.me!

Poor Charlie Bucket
She would give him all of her
Chocolate forever

this is addictive
better than drinking myself
under the table

He wrote haikus once
In his Degree of English
Now i rip them up

I procrasinate
yesterdays teapots still there
Mumsnet, theif of time!

ff, heart broken
hold on tight to all your dreams
time will mend things soon

lillebet your fine
dont waste another second
on that evil swine

Went to guides tonight
first thing I saw in the school
was autumn haiku

gosh I wonder if
one of the teachers is a
secret mumsnetter?

Halloween coming
Don't answer the door unless
You have bowls of sweets!

Annoyed with C5
Removal of Angel - NO
Not a happy girl